joke of the day

'I may be drunk now, but your beautiful Babe' after one night together, wakes up 'wtf happened dude?'

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way. If you think nobody cares you are alive, try missing a couple of payments. What do you call a piece of cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese...