Announcing The Two Foot Diet (2FD)!

[Steve]

On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 23:38:00 -0500, Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote
(in message <[email protected]>):

> Steve <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:<[email protected]>...
>> On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 22:41:25 -0500, Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote
>> (in message <[email protected]>):
>>
>>> Steve wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 21:55:57 -0500, Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote
>>>> (in message <[email protected]>):
>>>>
>>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:41:18 -0500, Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote
>>>>>> (in message <[email protected]>):
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:34:54 -0500, Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote
>>>>>>>> (in message <[email protected]>):
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Jim Chinnis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> part:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Jim Chinnis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Steve <[email protected]> wrote in part:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So here's the deal: measure all the food you eat, using it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>> longest
>>>>>>>>>>>>> dimension, and keep the total length to less than two feet per
>>>>>>>>>>>>> day.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's all there is. No scales, no counting calories or
>>>>>>>>>>>>> carbohydrates.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heck, if you loose your ruler, you can even use the first joint
>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>>>>>>>> thumb to measure.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> This is patently absurd!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And speaking of patents, I've applied for a patent on a device
>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>> be
>>>>>>>>>>>> used in a
>>>>>>>>>>>> two-liter diet (or two-quart for the metric-challenged who can
>>>>>>>>>>>> just
>>>>>>>>>>>> do
>>>>>>>>>>>> with a
>>>>>>>>>>>> bit less). The device is a plastic bag of 2 liter capacity.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Each day, you simply fill the bag with whatever you want. During
>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>> day, you
>>>>>>>>>>>> simply eat from the bag. (As an option, I offer a strap that fits
>>>>>>>>>>>> over
>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>> head and neck and holds the bag to permit 24-hour grazing.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> This approach properly accounts for shape of items, unlike your
>>>>>>>>>>>> baseless
>>>>>>>>>>>> approach that employs catanation via lineal dimensional
>>>>>>>>>>>> dominance.
>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>> Jim Chinnis Warrenton, Virginia, USA
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> For a fee, our friendly neighborhood bariatric surgeons can
>>>>>>>>>>> implement
>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>> same
>>>>>>>>>>> effect by stapling your stomach.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> There ya go! But my product is less painful.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It is
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Steve's two feet in his mouth method comes close though ;-)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Do you think that is wise, Dr. Chung?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Why would it be unwise?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A wise man wouldn't have to ask.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> A truthful man wouldn't evade.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Who are _you_ to lecture on truth? You wouldn't know a truthful man if
>>>> he sat on your doorstep. Anyone who calls Mu 'friend' is a whitened
>>>> sepulchre... "By their friends Ye shall know them".
>>>>
>>>
>>> Truth is unwieldy for the untruthful.
>>>
>>
>> So why are you untruthful?
>
> I write truthfully.

This has been demonstrated and documented in the records of this
newsgroup to be false. Your constant reptition of the claim is itself
a demonstration of the opposite.

>
>> Could it possibly be that your gift of
>> "Truth Discernment" is flawed?
>
> No.

Whom the gods would destroy, they first make proud.


--
God's Other Humble Servant

Steve

 

[Steve]

On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 0:18:21 -0500, Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote
(in message <[email protected]>):

<Chungspeak Snipped>

ROTFLMAO!

Even when you know it's coming, it is a pleasure to experience the
sheer, unmatched, mindless predictability of it... like a rat pushing
the lever when a buzzer sounds. It's reassuring to know that in an
uncertain and chaotic world some things never change There is an
inherent beauty in it, like one of the fundamental laws of Physiscs.

Here's to Chung, boys! May he never change.

--
God's Other Humble Servant

Steve

 

[Casey]

Here we go again folks, the children are at it again, and just when I
thought they had grown up.
KC