Bar jokes

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  1. Kakashi

    Kakashi Active Member

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    'I may be drunk now, but your beautiful Babe'

    after one night together,

    wakes up 'wtf happened dude?'
     


  2. treecko142

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    A man walks into a bar...

    He still hasn't come back since my childhood.
     
  3. xobe

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    Drink moderately not too much because it might get you in trouble. Nowadays people are getting so barbaric and not so patient when it comes to arguments. Be safe dear.
     
  4. Kakashi

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    Jack, Jhonnie and Jim went to an American Whiskey Bar.

    They presented their ID's at the door for inspection. One by onetheir names where called...

    'Daniels your in', 'Beam your in'

    'Now, Walker your out, we don't serve Scotch !'
     
  5. Kakashi

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    A Banana has 105 calories.
    A Shot of Whiskey has 80 calories.

    Choose wisely my friend...


    Twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar.
     
  6. Kakashi

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    'To me Drink Responsibly means...Don't spill it'

    'Alcohol you later'

    'Let the Evening be GIN'

     
  7. Kakashi

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    Here's a couple of good bar jokes.

    Why did Mexicans create Tequila?
    Answer:
    'So ugly people will have a chance to have some sex.'

    What do Russians get when mixing Vodka and Holy Water?
    Answer:
    'The Holy Spirit'
     
  8. Kakashi

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    Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.
     
  9. Kakashi

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    In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

    This very true!
     
  10. Kakashi

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    Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you.
     
  11. Kakashi

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    A DRUNK MAN’S WORDS ARE A SOBER MAN’S THOUGHTS.

    Make sense.:)

     
  12. Kakashi

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    “HERE’S TO ALCOHOL, THE CAUSE OF, AND SOLUTION TO, ALL LIFE’S PROBLEMS.”
    ~ THE SIMPSONS
     
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    This really got me cracking with laughter. These are the type of jokes that those that drink used to make fun and feel life has ended there. What I always say is that once drunk, there is no need to ride, lest we might get into trouble and even get badly injured from it. So, I will take the banana instead and leave the whiskey while going on a ride.
     
  14. Kakashi

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    Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
     
  15. Kakashi

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    Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
     
  16. Kakashi

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    Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient Champagne.
     
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    Apparently "Alcohol" ain't a valid answer to the Q : What Motivates You In Life?
     
  18. Kakashi

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    This is a good one....o_O IMG_20180319_002727_159.jpg
     
  19. Kakashi

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    IMG_20180321_170954_660.jpg This one really hits the spot:)
     
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