Bar jokes

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  1. Kakashi

    Kakashi New Member

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    'I may be drunk now, but your beautiful Babe'

    after one night together,

    wakes up 'wtf happened dude?'
     


  2. treecko142

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    A man walks into a bar...

    He still hasn't come back since my childhood.
     
  3. xobe

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    Drink moderately not too much because it might get you in trouble. Nowadays people are getting so barbaric and not so patient when it comes to arguments. Be safe dear.
     
  4. Kakashi

    Kakashi New Member

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    Jack, Jhonnie and Jim went to an American Whiskey Bar.

    They presented their ID's at the door for inspection. One by onetheir names where called...

    'Daniels your in', 'Beam your in'

    'Now, Walker your out, we don't serve Scotch !'
     
  5. Kakashi

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    A Banana has 105 calories.
    A Shot of Whiskey has 80 calories.

    Choose wisely my friend...


    Twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar.
     
  6. Kakashi

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    'To me Drink Responsibly means...Don't spill it'

    'Alcohol you later'

    'Let the Evening be GIN'

     
  7. Kakashi

    Kakashi New Member

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    Here's a couple of good bar jokes.

    Why did Mexicans create Tequila?
    Answer:
    'So ugly people will have a chance to have some sex.'

    What do Russians get when mixing Vodka and Holy Water?
    Answer:
    'The Holy Spirit'
     
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