does lifting make your wee-wee smaller?



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mike

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A serious question here.

Initially i heard that taking steroids shrinks it. But now im hearing even
if you dont take steroids and work out vigorously lifting weights and all..
can shrink it also. true or false?

Only reason is because i've noticed some minor shrinkage over the last 8
months where i've been working out ALOT and not taking any steroids.

any info would be great,

thanks
 
"mike" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> A serious question here.
>
> Initially i heard that taking steroids shrinks it. But now im hearing

even
> if you dont take steroids and work out vigorously lifting weights and

all..
> can shrink it also. true or false?
>
> Only reason is because i've noticed some minor shrinkage over the last 8
> months where i've been working out ALOT and not taking any steroids.
>
> any info would be great,
>
> thanks
>
>


Are you basing this on "before" and "after" measurements? Or just taking
your boyfriend word?
 
mike wroSNIP
> Initially i heard that taking steroids
> shrinks it. SNIP


Canseco, in his recent book, says that steroids/GH will shrink your
testicles, but actually enlarger your (as you phrased it) wee-wee.

> lifting weights SNIP can shrink it also.
> true or false?


False.

> SNIP i've noticed some minor shrinkage SNIP
> where i've been working out ALOT


Perhaps it only looks smaller relative to the rest of your body getting
larger from working out.

I believe I mentioned it here before... the comic's bit on
bodybuilding: (found it courtesy of Google)

Years ago, at least one comedian had a bodybuilding reference in his
routine. Something like, "They're making all the other bodyparts huge,
but that makes the really important bodypart look even tinier by
comparison."

And I think it was Emo Phillips, a rail-thin comic, who would open his
act with, "I'm sorry I'm late. I was bodybuilding."

(ba dump bump)

I doubt that your schwantz is shrinking, but you could always talk with
your family doctor about it. Good luck. Whatever you do, don't listen
to any of your gym buddies who may recommend tying a 25 lbs. Olympic
plate to it and then tossing the weight out a window. <g>

TBR, hey, didn't Charlie P. try that with you? I thought I read that
somewhere. I could, of course, be mistaken.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
 
"mike" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>A serious question here.
>
> Initially i heard that taking steroids shrinks it. But now im hearing
> even if you dont take steroids and work out vigorously lifting weights and
> all.. can shrink it also. true or false?
>
> Only reason is because i've noticed some minor shrinkage over the last 8
> months where i've been working out ALOT and not taking any steroids.
>
> any info would be great,
>
> thanks


If you make your thighs/quads larger wouldn't it make your willie look
smaller in comparison?
 
Yes. It also stunts your growth, and kidnaps and murders young blonde
women.
 
mike <[email protected]> wrote:
>A serious question here.
>
>Initially i heard that taking steroids shrinks it. But now im hearing even
>if you dont take steroids and work out vigorously lifting weights and all..
>can shrink it also. true or false?


False.

Losing weight will clear up the fat around the base of your
penis, making it effectively BIGGER, not smaller.

>Only reason is because i've noticed some minor shrinkage over the last 8
>months where i've been working out ALOT and not taking any steroids.


Maybe your legs got bigger.

>any info would be great,


I can bet.

--Blair
"If you have to ask, we have to laugh."
 
On 10 Aug 2005 17:37:31 -0700, "Curt James" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>mike wroSNIP
>> Initially i heard that taking steroids
>> shrinks it. SNIP

>
>Canseco, in his recent book, says that steroids/GH will shrink your
>testicles, but actually enlarger your (as you phrased it) wee-wee.
>
>> lifting weights SNIP can shrink it also.
>> true or false?

>
>False.
>
>> SNIP i've noticed some minor shrinkage SNIP
>> where i've been working out ALOT

>


Why did I think about Lorena Bobbit when I read this message.
 
In article
<WillBrink*NOSPAM*[email protected]>,
WillBrink <WillBrink*NOSPAM*@Comcast.net> wrote:

> In article <[email protected]>,
> "mike" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > A serious question here.
> >
> > Initially i heard that taking steroids shrinks it. But now im hearing even
> > if you dont take steroids and work out vigorously lifting weights and all..
> > can shrink it also. true or false?

>
> True. Take up golf.


Old golfers never die...
They just lose their balls. ;-)
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****." -Jack Nicholson
 
YOU SOUND LIKE A ******. STOP WORKING OUT ****.

"mike" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> A serious question here.
>
> Initially i heard that taking steroids shrinks it. But now im hearing

even
> if you dont take steroids and work out vigorously lifting weights and

all..
> can shrink it also. true or false?
>
> Only reason is because i've noticed some minor shrinkage over the last 8
> months where i've been working out ALOT and not taking any steroids.
>
> any info would be great,
>
> thanks
>
>