From today's Times 2... From life-savers to nannies. <quote> The distress call from the mobile phone of a couple stranded up a mountain in the Lake District sounded serious. "We are lost in mist," said the anxious voice. "My wife is very frightened. Please come and find us." As the message continued, the mountain rescue team listened incredulously. "And could you send a helicopter?" asked the caller. "We have a dinner date at 7pm which we really don't want to miss." </> <http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,7-1454604,00.html> -- He who laughs last thinks slowest.