Pun intended!!!

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Let's share some funny puns in this thread. Here is one:

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved.

 

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What is the computer’s favorite food? Microchips.

 

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"Our restaurant’s snails are world-famous.”

“I know, one of them’s just been serving me.”

 

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Why was the toilet paper rolling down the mountain?
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To get to the bottom.

 

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“Why is there music coming out of your printer?”
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“That will be the paper jamming again!”

 

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Can February March? No, but April May.

 

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What did the fish say when it hit its head on a wall?

Dam!!!

 

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Why was the toilet paper rolling down the mountain?
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To get to the bottom.

 

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I’ve heard about a scarecrow that won a prize. It was totally outstanding in its field.

 

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What is the computer’s favorite food? Microchips.

 

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What would you call the child of a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

 

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I went to the house of horrors for lunch.
We had I scream for dessert.

 

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Do you know how they make holy water? They boil the hell out of it!

 

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The future, the present, and the past walk into a shady bar.

Things get tense.

 

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I wonder how letters ever get to the recipient. The envelopes, afterall, are stationery.

 

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"Our restaurant’s snails are world-famous.”

“I know, one of them’s just been serving me.”

 

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I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

 

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Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications.

 

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How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.

 

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Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!