The Thread about Nothing....



That pursuit qualifying would have to be the fastest ever. Five blokes under 4.14. Welsford fifth with a time that would win a rainbow jersey most years.
 
**** me. Disabled swimming on over the cycling.


Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms.
The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all
line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no
legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the
bottom.

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can
still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides
he had better dive down to rescue the bloke who's just a head.

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the
head at the side of the pool, where upon the head starts coughing and
sputtering.

"What happened?" says the bloke with no legs.

The head replies "you wouldn't believe it, but I got cramp!"
 
9.9 for Glaetzer in the last 200m, and he'd raced two wide from 2 to go until nearly the bell
 
I thought he was gunna be boxed in early on but he got out well to win the hard way.
 
Eddie Dawkins being interviewed after his kilo. "My legs feel like they're full of battery acid" and "I'm third wheel in the team sprint, so it's only one more lap, so I thought why not give it a go"
 
9.3 at sea level. Fastest sea level kilo ever.

Do you think the great sky fairy heard his prayers?
 
Slobodan just went to bed after we'd been playing some good songs and said don't fall asleep in the bath and choke to death on your own vomit. And I said no fear. Thank Christ we don't have a ****ing bath.