Wow, someone is a bit experienced at selling on Craig's List, apparently, and has decided to leave nothing to chance. This would be a difficult ad to read if you're the impatient type, but those of us with a curiosity toward the bizarre probably read all the way to the end just to see when and where it quits. I'm not sure if I would want to buy from this person, as my money would probably be held up to the light, examined in great detail, caressed meaningfully for texture discrepancies, and probably marked up with one of those special money markers to make sure I'm not dealing in Monopoly money.