Simmons claims having sexual encounters with 4,600 women (aka: Whoo-HAAW!!) - Page 2

.....do you think it's your birthday or summat ?

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.."But finally the last thing I’ll say to the people who don’t believe in cycling, the cynics and the sceptics. I'm sorry for you. I’m sorry that you can’t dream big. [I]I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles. You should believe in these athletes, and you should believe in these people. I'll be a fan of the Tour de France for as long as I live. And there are no secrets - this is a hard sporting event and hard work wins it" - Armstrong 2005 TDF
morelike hypocrisy.

All 6 naked ,of course.

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Dope,when training and talent just aren't enough.

If Carrera were there he could perform a few of his boring card tricks….

i would imagine that clothes with only be a hindrance in such a small room.

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Being a child of the 70's, I was/am a big Kiss fan. As Lim said, it must be the "Rock Star" status, as with the athletes mentioned here also (Wilt). I guess that's why Gene is in his Late 50's and still not married. No one would want to settle down with a doormat. If it floats his boat, good for him (I guess).

Didn't Gene write this gem?


You need my love baby, oh so bad
You're not the only one I've ever had
And if I say I wanna set you free
Don't you know you'll be in misery

They call me (Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Love)

And even though I'm full of sin
In the end you'll let me in
You'll let me through, there's nothin' you can do
You need my lovin', don't you know it's true

So if you please get on your knees
There are no bills, there are no fees
Baby, I know what your problem is
The first step of the cure is a kiss

So call me (Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
I am your doctor of love (calling Dr. Love), haaaaaa
They call me (Dr. Love), they call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Love)

Ooh, they call me (Dr. Love)
I am the doctor of love (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Love)
Ooh, they Call me (Dr. Love)
I am your doctor of love (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinking of (calling Dr. Love), ooh, yeah
Yeah, they call me (Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Love)
Love, love, love, (Dr. Love)
Love, love, love, love, (calling Dr. Love) love Dr. Love
(Calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' (Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love (Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure

He probably had that giraffe tongue of his wrapped around at least 2 of them.

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The aim of big corporations is to separate fools from their money all of the time and ordinary folks from their money most of the time. The rest of us must fend for ourselves.

One's sandin'.One's paintin'.One's openin' oysters.One's openin' beer,and number five is oilin' my chain.
Number six is Nicole Kidman,and she's polishin' the crossbar.
Finally figured it out.

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Drink!Feck!Arrse!Girls!

Nude scrummage training?

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Drink!Feck!Arrse!Girls!

Having seen a Women's 15 demolish each other I would rather not mess with the forwards.

is that what you call it these days..?

nah, the big man just likes his women the same as his beer, in six packs.

Its real difficult having a massive sexual appettie. somehow we just learn to live with it.

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