Whaddya Do In Heaven All Day?

Assuming one was "good enough" to make it past St. Peter, and into heaven; What do people do there all day, forever? How about some of you bible scholars enlighten us? bk

All day?! You mean like after sunrise and before sunset? I'm afraid Eternity does not equal eternal passage of time. For all we know time and space are natural concepts. Heaven is supernatural. I think that if you're "good enough" boredom will not be an issue. IOW, if you don't want to go to Heaven, chances are you won't end up there by accident.

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I bet the nuns and priests **** in public all day. Talk about pent up frustrations! In fact i reckon heaven is just one big porno film.

You actually had to edit that jewel of wisdom?

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And toys. The nuns like big black toys too.

Does that babe have kneepads? bk

Nah nuns are used to hard wooden floors.

What Do you do all day???????? Probably watch re-run videos of Lance winning the Tour de France 7 times with God.

"Hey God,think you could have beat Lance several of those years?"
God.......... "I'm not sure."
"Hey God, ever think a Frenchman will win again?"
God laughing........... "Not in my lifetime."

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"Since we started [selling the Livestrong wristbands], we've sold 75 million of these bracelets," said Armstrong. "What's different this year, is that anybody who buys a bracelet during the Tour, all the money stays here. I think it's important for people to understand that the money they spend - 1 Euro - is not going to Texas or the United States, it stays in France."

Geoff's good with his blasfemia... He fits in concept of virtual reality very good.
But you're even better on this (forum's) concrete level of virtual reality.

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"Soldiers! Heroes!

The supreme command has erased our regiment from its records. Our regiment has been sacrificed for the honor of Belgrade and the Fatherland. Therefore, you no longer have to worry for your lives - they do not exist anymore.
So, forward to glory! For King and country! Long live the king! Long live Belgrade! "

In Christian Heaven, it makes sense that one would live a perfect Christian life where you go to church twice a day, never tell a lie, never covet any women (or men if you are a woman... but would there be genders in Heaven?) never swear, never take drugs, sit around with Jesus all day discussing parables, and singing hymns in white robes. Bliss.

In Hell, they suffer with endless debaucherous drug-taking parties. In a fire I think. Lot's of wailing and gnashing of teeth... especially those having continuous sex.

In Moslem Heaven, there's lot's of virgins wandering around. The martyrs get 72 of them to themselves. Allah apparently has connections.

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Crankyfeet, does the bible lay out this "perfect christian life" that goes on in heaven, or is it just assumed in other religious texts? bk

I don't 'get' the whole heaven philosophy...I mean if 'granny' goes to heaven, her idea of 'heaven' would be old ladies sitting around knitting, having cups of tea & gossiping....me, I'd be more a 'sex, drugs & rock 'n roll' kinda guy....so do we go through different doors?, is there a queue where St Peter gets ya to fill out a questionaire with personal peferences?, what do I do if I change my mind?, I mean too much sex, drugs & rock n' roll might get me evicted & sent 'downstairs...do we get to chuck rocks at those behind the 'other doors'?...Does God have a good bike fitter?...are all cycling routes downhill with a tailwind?....Granny's heaven would be my 'hell'...so what gives?

You die - you rot. Get over it.

The point is in bliss independent from your lifestyle (notice life - that's just half of your being). So, no matter what you've preferred during your lifetime, in heaven everybody should find bliss.

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"Soldiers! Heroes!

The supreme command has erased our regiment from its records. Our regiment has been sacrificed for the honor of Belgrade and the Fatherland. Therefore, you no longer have to worry for your lives - they do not exist anymore.
So, forward to glory! For King and country! Long live the king! Long live Belgrade! "

Some people get it it backwards.

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