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As LA continues to slide in the GC standings it is becoming clear that he should have spent far more time in tour preparation riding a bike rather than riding Matthew McConaughey and Ashley Olsen.

One word: Ego. (Not to be confused with Epo)

Well, clearly after today's stage to Verbier, Contador has obviously found a good "doctor." While Armstrong has always been a doper, he is either needs to get some better "stuff" or find some way to turn back the clock - age 37 plus PED does not equal podium?

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Hey, Any pics of you with a bee beard :) ?

Whether it be designer drugs, genetic manipulation or some other yet to be revealed method, there is no question that Lance will use the most sophisticated means out there to beat the system again. He has always had the financial resources to buy the very best. You can’t test for something you...

Why don't they simply follow the trail of blood bags and syringes?

We can only hope.

It's so nice to see that you're still in love with your man, so many of these things don't last.

He's taking EPO at altitude?

What? Is he getting too tired of riding women? Oh well, time to dust off the PED's.

I thought you were Lance's saddle

It's so close in spelling to loser, which would explain your familiarity with it.

I'm guessing you have probably seen one of his superior parts.

He's obviously "conquered" you as well.