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You are a cycling addict if you have more bike jerseys than low-cut tops.
You are a cycling addict if you regard inter-gender discussion of your genital pain/size/shape/utility as normal.
You are a cycling addict if you can tell your other half, with a straight face that it’s too hot to mow the lawn and then bike off for a century.
You are a cycling addict if you see nothing wrong with discussing the connection between hydration and urine color.
You are a cycling addict if you clean your bike(s) more often than your house.
You are a cycling addict if your New Years resolution is to put more miles on your bike than your car, and you do it.
On Saturday morning, a roadie gets up early, as he has for so many Saturday morning rides, and softly slips out of the bedroom.
A devout cyclist dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the gate. The cyclist asks if there are bicycles in heaven. Peter says “Sure,...
Q: When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
A: When it turns into a driveway.
I’m no Tour de France expert… but it seems that the best way to win is to wear a yellow t-shirt
If you want to know why the Brits are so good at cycling…. Then just take a look at the cost of public transport.
I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating on me. I...
You can exercise all you want. You’re never going to burn off crazy.
The most annoying are those people in exceptionally good shape at the gym. I’m like,"What are you doing here? You’re done."
Studies have shown that riding a bicycle every day makes you more awesome than the general population.