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Mark Spitz a.k.a. Mark the Shark, Olympic champion swimmer, was famed for his large moustache in an era when every swimmer was shaving everything...
An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his cell phone.
"Honey," she says in a worried voice, "please be...
Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
Marriage is like coffee. First it's really hot. Then it's just right. Then it helps you to get off your ass and do things.
Dad to his son: "I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and dumb."
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
Forwards its heavy, backwards its not. What is it?
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Because married men are more...
Just one drop of blood contains about 10,000 while blood cells and 250,000 platelets.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
f anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.” uses every letter of the alphabet.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst,...
Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
Q. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? A. They are triplets