M
The very first time I went up Ertouling I timed myself. I wanted to
see how fast I could go. I wasn't really setting my baseline since
I'd done 140 km the day before and was travelling with luggage but it
seemed to be a good start.
The next time I went up Ertouling (significantly more rested and
luggage free) I cut 9 minutes off of my time.
This prompted a friend of mine to ask me how much weight I'd need to
lose before I could travel up the mountain at light speed. And
because it's raining outside I have nothing much better to do than to
actually attempt to figure out that answer.
Light travels at 299,792.458 km/s
At 9.2 kilometers meters It would take light .0000306878967 seconds to
go the same distance. Rounding that to six signifcant digits gives us
..000031 seconds.
My first trip up the mountain took 61 minutes.
At 95 kilos + perhaps 4 kilo in luggage and 12 kilo in bike I'm
clearly not very light.
The second trip up the mountain took 52 minutes.
This was 95 kilos + 12 kilos in bike, no luggage.
96.4% of the weight = 85.3% of the time
Let's assume a linear progression. There are a number of different
ways the equation can be run but I'm going to assume linear weight
loss = linear time loss.
The first time I run the equation I get 103.1 kilo and 44 minutes 18
seconds. We'll ignore the inconvenient part of reality where I now
know I can do the mountain in 46 minutes and small change because
that's well, inconvenient, and doesn't have "useful" data points
regarding removal of weight from the bike + rider combo.
The second time I run the equation I get 99.4 kilo and 37 minutes 51
seconds. Since the regulations regarding stupid expensive uber light
race bikes are hovering around 7 kilo _obviously_ all I need to do is
lose 3 kilo and buy a new bike and I can chop 15 minutes off my time.
Round three gets me 95.9 kilo and 32 minutes 17 seconds. My actual
target weight is around 85 kilo so if I could get there I ought to be
able to ride my current bike to the top of the mountain at about the
same speed as some of the better of the local men, right?
At 92.4 kilo combined bike and rider the equation produces 27 minutes
31 seconds. Target weight + uber wonder bike and it logically follows
that I should be beating the best of local men.
Another round gives me 89.1 kilo and 23 minutes 30 seconds. That's
better than the time some of the professional riders did in the Tour
de Hainan. Wow.
Following this tortured train of logic and bad math we see that by the
time I get down to 61.7 kilo I should be able to go up the mountain in
4 minutes 47 seconds.
At a skeletal 42.8 kilo using a bike made out of spiderwebs, spun
glass, and lots of drilled components I break the one minute mark.
By the time I reach 16.5 kilo I should be able to go up the mountain
in under 1 second. But I'm still not fast enough. I'm still not
light enough.
At 7.6 kilo it should take a mere 33 thousandths of a second. That's
the margin by which Ah Ling beat me in our improbable photo finish at
the Guangzhou Bikers' Festival in July. Still not entirely sure how
those little radio transponders calculated thousandths of a second or
why they didn't just declare us a tie.
By the time I reach 5.7 kilo I will finally break the hundredth of a
second mark. And at 3.3 kilo I'll break the thousandth of a second
mark.
But it isn't until 2.5 kilos that I finally break the laws of physics
and manage to go up Ertouling faster than the speed of light.
-M
see how fast I could go. I wasn't really setting my baseline since
I'd done 140 km the day before and was travelling with luggage but it
seemed to be a good start.
The next time I went up Ertouling (significantly more rested and
luggage free) I cut 9 minutes off of my time.
This prompted a friend of mine to ask me how much weight I'd need to
lose before I could travel up the mountain at light speed. And
because it's raining outside I have nothing much better to do than to
actually attempt to figure out that answer.
Light travels at 299,792.458 km/s
At 9.2 kilometers meters It would take light .0000306878967 seconds to
go the same distance. Rounding that to six signifcant digits gives us
..000031 seconds.
My first trip up the mountain took 61 minutes.
At 95 kilos + perhaps 4 kilo in luggage and 12 kilo in bike I'm
clearly not very light.
The second trip up the mountain took 52 minutes.
This was 95 kilos + 12 kilos in bike, no luggage.
96.4% of the weight = 85.3% of the time
Let's assume a linear progression. There are a number of different
ways the equation can be run but I'm going to assume linear weight
loss = linear time loss.
The first time I run the equation I get 103.1 kilo and 44 minutes 18
seconds. We'll ignore the inconvenient part of reality where I now
know I can do the mountain in 46 minutes and small change because
that's well, inconvenient, and doesn't have "useful" data points
regarding removal of weight from the bike + rider combo.
The second time I run the equation I get 99.4 kilo and 37 minutes 51
seconds. Since the regulations regarding stupid expensive uber light
race bikes are hovering around 7 kilo _obviously_ all I need to do is
lose 3 kilo and buy a new bike and I can chop 15 minutes off my time.
Round three gets me 95.9 kilo and 32 minutes 17 seconds. My actual
target weight is around 85 kilo so if I could get there I ought to be
able to ride my current bike to the top of the mountain at about the
same speed as some of the better of the local men, right?
At 92.4 kilo combined bike and rider the equation produces 27 minutes
31 seconds. Target weight + uber wonder bike and it logically follows
that I should be beating the best of local men.
Another round gives me 89.1 kilo and 23 minutes 30 seconds. That's
better than the time some of the professional riders did in the Tour
de Hainan. Wow.
Following this tortured train of logic and bad math we see that by the
time I get down to 61.7 kilo I should be able to go up the mountain in
4 minutes 47 seconds.
At a skeletal 42.8 kilo using a bike made out of spiderwebs, spun
glass, and lots of drilled components I break the one minute mark.
By the time I reach 16.5 kilo I should be able to go up the mountain
in under 1 second. But I'm still not fast enough. I'm still not
light enough.
At 7.6 kilo it should take a mere 33 thousandths of a second. That's
the margin by which Ah Ling beat me in our improbable photo finish at
the Guangzhou Bikers' Festival in July. Still not entirely sure how
those little radio transponders calculated thousandths of a second or
why they didn't just declare us a tie.
By the time I reach 5.7 kilo I will finally break the hundredth of a
second mark. And at 3.3 kilo I'll break the thousandth of a second
mark.
But it isn't until 2.5 kilos that I finally break the laws of physics
and manage to go up Ertouling faster than the speed of light.
-M