now Lance has retired.
1. Calf length socks will disapper from the peloton - even the most ardent Disco fan has to admit that they are a crime against humanity.
2. Jan Ullrich will follow someone else up a mountain - can't be much fun for the lad watching Lance's **** for 3-4 hours a day.
3. The Lance fans will finally realise he was on dope all the time.
4. The Lance bashers will finally realise that he was clean all the time.
5. Flyer will disappear off the face of the earth - well, we can all live in hope
6. Disappointed that they can no longer call Lance, Larrrrrnce, Phil and Steve take to calling Jan, Jarrrrrrrn
7. Christi Anderson will stop wetting herself everytime a Disco rider makes a break for it - fat chance i know.
8. A new face on the top step of the podium - Basso, Ullie, Vino, since you asked.
9. The Lance v Eddy my daddy's bigger than your daddy debate comes to an end with everyone admitting that Eddy is the best having won more jerseys, more stages and spent more days in yellow than Lance - sorry couldn't resist it.
10. The Tour organisers decide to move the Tour to Texas, rename it the Tour De Lance and ban anyone who isn't named Lance from ever winning it.
feel free to add your own thoughts.
1. Calf length socks will disapper from the peloton - even the most ardent Disco fan has to admit that they are a crime against humanity.
2. Jan Ullrich will follow someone else up a mountain - can't be much fun for the lad watching Lance's **** for 3-4 hours a day.
3. The Lance fans will finally realise he was on dope all the time.
4. The Lance bashers will finally realise that he was clean all the time.
5. Flyer will disappear off the face of the earth - well, we can all live in hope
6. Disappointed that they can no longer call Lance, Larrrrrnce, Phil and Steve take to calling Jan, Jarrrrrrrn
7. Christi Anderson will stop wetting herself everytime a Disco rider makes a break for it - fat chance i know.
8. A new face on the top step of the podium - Basso, Ullie, Vino, since you asked.
9. The Lance v Eddy my daddy's bigger than your daddy debate comes to an end with everyone admitting that Eddy is the best having won more jerseys, more stages and spent more days in yellow than Lance - sorry couldn't resist it.
10. The Tour organisers decide to move the Tour to Texas, rename it the Tour De Lance and ban anyone who isn't named Lance from ever winning it.
feel free to add your own thoughts.