3 guyz die,go to heaven,meet god



LottomagicZ4941

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3 guyz die,go to heaven,meet god
god to 1 guy-how faithful were to ur wife
guy1-faithful all my life
god gives him a rools royce
god to guy2-same question
guy2-a little unfaithful
god gives him a ford
god to guy3-same question
guy3- unfaithful all my life!
god gives him a bicycle
a little later the guy who got the bike sees
the guy with the rolls royce crying and asks him why?
guy- i jUST SAW MY WIFE,she was riding a skateboard!!!!!
 
LottomagicZ4941 said:
3 guyz die,go to heaven,meet god
god to 1 guy-how faithful were to ur wife
guy1-faithful all my life
god gives him a rools royce
god to guy2-same question
guy2-a little unfaithful
god gives him a ford
god to guy3-same question
guy3- unfaithful all my life!
god gives him a bicycle
a little later the guy who got the bike sees
the guy with the rolls royce crying and asks him why?
guy- i jUST SAW MY WIFE,she was riding a skateboard!!!!!
women eh....cant live with them, cant shoot them...whats a guy to do. ?
 
LottomagicZ4941 said:
3 guyz die,go to heaven,meet god
god to 1 guy-how faithful were to ur wife
guy1-faithful all my life
god gives him a rools royce
god to guy2-same question
guy2-a little unfaithful
god gives him a ford
god to guy3-same question
guy3- unfaithful all my life!
god gives him a bicycle
a little later the guy who got the bike sees
the guy with the rolls royce crying and asks him why?
guy- i jUST SAW MY WIFE,she was riding a skateboard!!!!!
Good Post! :D:D
 
3 guyz die,go to heaven,meet god
god to 1 guy-how faithful were to ur wife
guy1-faithful all my life
god gives him a rools royce
god to guy2-same question
guy2-a little unfaithful
god gives him a ford
god to guy3-same question
guy3- unfaithful all my life!
god gives him a bicycle
a little later the guy who got the bike sees
the guy with the rolls royce crying and asks him why?
guy- i jUST SAW MY WIFE,she was riding a skateboard!!!!!
I always thought this said more about the guy than his wife, he thinks the worst of her based on circumstantial evidence (the skateboard, which in some versions of the joke, came from a dumpster). Perhaps she actually enjoyed skateboarding and/or dumpster diving, and no one wants to be confined to their vehicles 24/7, no matter how nice they are. That being said, I understand why it has to be this way. "I'm crying because I heard my wife tell St. Peter she cheated on me" is a pretty lame punchline.