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A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door
bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the
bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order
over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses
are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51
days!"
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting
grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon
their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51
days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm.
She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the
table erupts. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table,
exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51
days!"
The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks
over to the table. There in the centre is a beautifully framed
child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a
little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the
chanting and celebration about?"
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that
blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the
record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put
it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we did it in
just 51 days!"
;D
bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the
bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order
over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses
are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51
days!"
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting
grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon
their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51
days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm.
She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the
table erupts. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table,
exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51
days!"
The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks
over to the table. There in the centre is a beautifully framed
child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a
little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the
chanting and celebration about?"
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that
blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the
record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put
it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we did it in
just 51 days!"
;D
