A Great Bar

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Jun 8, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good
    time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

    Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from,
    back in Glasgee, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, ye buy a drink, ye
    buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy yir third drink!"

    The others agree that sounds like a good place.

    Then the Italian says, "Yeah, dat's a nice bar, but where I come from,
    dere's a better one. In Roma, dere's this place, Vincenzo's. At Vincenzo's,
    you buy a drink, Vincenzo buys you a drink. You buy Anudda drink, Vincenzo
    buys you anudda drink."

    Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

    Then the Irishman says, "You tink dat's great? Where Oi come from in Dublin,
    dere's dis place called Morphy's. At Morphy's, they boy you your forst
    drink, dey boy you your second drink, dey boy you your tird drink, and den,
    dey take you upstairs and get you laid!"

    "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to
    you?" "No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"
     
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