A man comes home from work early to find his wife naked on the bed thrashing around all sweaty grapping at her chest. The man thinks his wife is having a heart attack so he runs to go call for help when his daughter stops him in the hallway and tells him there is a naked man in the closet. So the man opens the closet and finds his best friend stark naked. he says "tom what the hell are you doing in the closet naked at a time like this? Your scarying the kids and marge is having a heart attack!
