A man goes to a pet shop looking for a parrot, the salesperson says he has a very spiecal parrot named chester that sings Christmas carols when you hold a light under it. The man didnt believe him until the man shined a flashlight under the bird and it broke out in "Jingle bells". The man imediatly bought the bird and brought it home but when he got there he couldnt find a flashlight so he grabbed some matches. When he light on and put it under chester the parrot broke out and started singing "Chesters nuts on an open fire!!!!"
That one is from my days in the Boy scouts
That one is from my days in the Boy scouts
