From h2g2 When we've driven the last cyclist from his toe-hold on the street Let us not become complacent, for the job is not complete There's another class of person lining up for our attention And he bends and breaks the law in every way that you could mention: The pedestrian. His blind insouciance is past endurance When it's WE who pay the taxes, pass the tests and buy insurance! We are gentle, kind, forgiving, but he does his best to thwart us As the heart-arresting jaywalker or traffic-jamming tortoise . . . We INVENTED good behaviour, he's determined to destroy it! And don't tell me to stop ranting, it's my right! And I enjoy it! (by Recumbentman - http://www.h2g2.com/U208656) Guy === ** WARNING ** This posting may contain traces of irony. http://www.chapmancentral.com (BT ADSL and dynamic DNS permitting) NOTE: BT Openworld have now blocked port 25 (without notice), so old mail addresses may no longer work. Apologies.