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When we've driven the last cyclist from his toe-hold on the street Let us not become complacent, for
the job is not complete There's another class of person lining up for our attention And he bends and
breaks the law in every way that you could mention: The pedestrian. His blind insouciance is past
endurance When it's WE who pay the taxes, pass the tests and buy insurance! We are gentle, kind,
forgiving, but he does his best to thwart us As the heart-arresting jaywalker or traffic-jamming
tortoise . . . We INVENTED good behaviour, he's determined to destroy it! And don't tell me to stop
ranting, it's my right! And I enjoy it!
(by Recumbentman - http://www.h2g2.com/U208656)
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When we've driven the last cyclist from his toe-hold on the street Let us not become complacent, for
the job is not complete There's another class of person lining up for our attention And he bends and
breaks the law in every way that you could mention: The pedestrian. His blind insouciance is past
endurance When it's WE who pay the taxes, pass the tests and buy insurance! We are gentle, kind,
forgiving, but he does his best to thwart us As the heart-arresting jaywalker or traffic-jamming
tortoise . . . We INVENTED good behaviour, he's determined to destroy it! And don't tell me to stop
ranting, it's my right! And I enjoy it!
(by Recumbentman - http://www.h2g2.com/U208656)
Guy
===
** WARNING ** This posting may contain traces of irony. http://www.chapmancentral.com (BT ADSL and
dynamic DNS permitting)
NOTE: BT Openworld have now blocked port 25 (without notice), so old mail addresses may no longer
work. Apologies.