A question for the Danielson tifosi

[Ryan Cousineau]

In article <[email protected]>,
William Asher <[email protected]> wrote:

> Fred Fredburger wrote:
>
> > Donald Munro wrote:
> >> Ryan Cousineau wrote:
> >>> The Netherlands is an English-speaking country.
> >>> You can't fool me,
> >>
> >> You're a real sucker for beer. I bet all your wife had to do
> >> was feed you one beer to pick you up at the singles bar.
> >>
> >
> > That's pretty kind of her, considering how mad she was to find him
> > hanging out there.
>
> And just how drunk would you have to be to hit on your own wife at the
> singles bar? Would you wake up the next morning, recognize who was in bed
> with you and try to sneak out of your own house so you could show up later
> and say you spent the night at a friend's because you were too drunk to
> drive?

If you see your wife at a singles bar, hitting on her is the only safe
recovery for either of you.

That said, both my wife and I have a pathetically, notoriously low
alcohol capacity.

My recent knowledge of singles bars is entirely theoretical, you
understand,

--
Ryan Cousineau [email protected] http://www.wiredcola.com/
"I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

 

[William Asher]

Ryan Cousineau wrote:

<snip>
>
> That said, both my wife and I have a pathetically, notoriously low
> alcohol capacity.
>

It makes the LIVEDRUNK(tm) easier on the wallet though.

--
Bill Asher

 

[Bob Schwartz]

Fred Fredburger wrote:
> Donald Munro wrote:
>> Bob Schwartz wrote:
>>> And I'm grateful for that, you guys are good entertainment.
>>
>> You need to get laid more often.
>>
>
> Words we can all live by.

You guys don't tap a foot while you read news, do you?

Bob Schwartz