Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
> Groan.... 
Names
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in,
he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck,"
he says to himself, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to
the cowboy, "What's the name of your love tool?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry
but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of
your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the
bar calls his Snickers, because 'It Really Satisfies'."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender
tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left,
who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the
name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella
proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps
on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the fella on
his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and
says, "So, what do you call yours?" The man
turns to him and proudly exclaims,"FORD,
because Quality is Job One." Then he adds,
"Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for
a moment before he comes up with a name for
his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender
and exclaims, "The name of my male member is
'SECRET'. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a
beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why
Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG
ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR
A WOMAN!"
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