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  1. I found the following on MJ's website. Very funny. He is giving a speech about a Mountain bike race
    site he visited 4 days after the race:

    "The last race was held last September 23. I visited the park four days later, to document the
    damage that was done to the park. The race course was twenty miles long, so I knew I couldn't
    possibly hike it in a day. Consequently I borrowed a friend's mountain bike. It was lucky that I
    did, because I discovered that, contrary to what the mountain bikers claim, riding a bike off of
    paved roads is no fun at all! I rode only on fire roads, but even there, I was continually subject
    to violent jarring, due to the hoof- and tire-pocked "washboard" surface of the road. (I know that
    there are bikes with a so-called "suspension", but there is no way to make a ride like that "smooth"
    or enjoyable.)"

    I needed a good laugh today.

    Jeffrey Spahn

  2. "Jeffrey Spahn" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    I found the following on MJ's website. Very funny. He is giving a speech about a Mountain bike
    race site he visited 4 days after the race:

    "The last race was held last September 23. I visited the park four days later, to document the
    damage that was done to the park. The race course was twenty miles long, so I knew I couldn't
    possibly hike it in a day. Consequently I borrowed a friend's mountain bike. It was lucky that I
    did, because I discovered that, contrary to what the mountain bikers claim, riding a bike off of
    paved roads is no fun at all! I rode only on fire roads, but even there, I was continually subject
    to violent jarring, due to the hoof- and tire-pocked "washboard" surface of the road. (I know that
    there are bikes with a so-called "suspension", but there is no way to make a ride like that
    "smooth" or enjoyable.)"

    Oh yeah, no fun at all. We're secretly all just masochists.

  3. "James Messick" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Jeffrey Spahn" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I found the following on MJ's website. Very funny. He is giving a speech about a Mountain bike
    race site he visited 4 days after the race:

    "The last race was held last September 23. I visited the park four days later, to document the
    damage that was done to the park. The race course was twenty miles long, so I knew I couldn't
    possibly hike it in a day. Consequently I borrowed a friend's mountain bike. It was lucky that I
    did, because I discovered that, contrary to what the mountain bikers claim, riding a bike off of
    paved roads is no fun at all! I rode only on fire roads, but even there, I was continually
    subject to violent jarring, due to the hoof- and tire-pocked "washboard" surface of the road. (I
    know that there are bikes with a so-called "suspension", but there is no way to make a ride like
    that "smooth" or enjoyable.)"

    Oh yeah, no fun at all. We're secretly all just masochists.

    He actually rode a mountain bike? And contributed more to the already mtb damaged landscape? Seems
    like he's a hypocrite. Regardless of the reasons that he uses to justify it. It seems to be a very
    poor attitude: "If other people have been racing their bulldozers, it's OK for me to race mine."
    --
    Westie

  4. Jeffrey Spahn said:

    I found the following on MJ's website. Very funny. He is giving a speech about a Mountain bike
    race site he visited 4 days after the race:

    Quoted message said:

    "The last race was held last September 23. I visited the park four days later, to document the
    damage that was done to the park. The race course was twenty miles long, so I knew I couldn't
    possibly hike it in a day. Consequently I borrowed a friend's mountain bike. [...]

    That's the ticket!

    I don't actually _enjoy_ mountain biking ... I just feel I should get out there and check trail
    conditions a couple times a week. It's not for me, it's for the children. ;-)

    higb

  5. "higb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Jeffrey Spahn said:

    I found the following on MJ's website. Very funny. He is giving a speech about a Mountain bike
    race site he visited 4 days after the race:

    Quoted message said:

    "The last race was held last September 23. I visited the park four days later, to document the
    damage that was done to the park. The race course was twenty miles long, so I knew I couldn't
    possibly hike it in a day. Consequently I borrowed a friend's mountain bike. [...]

    That's the ticket!

    I don't actually _enjoy_ mountain biking ... I just feel I should get out there and check trail
    conditions a couple times a week. It's not for me, it's for the children. ;-)

    higb

    Good one.

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