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William Asher wrote:
> "Robert Chung" <[email protected]> wrote:
> > William Asher wrote:
> >>
> >> Yeah, but you're Jewish.
> >
> > Oh dear. I don't want to know how you know this. They just showed Louis
> > Malle's "Au revoir, les enfants" on TV here.
> I don't. In my defense, it was funnier before I actually posted it.
Humor, like quantum physics, changes when observed.
Heisenberg (that Nazi) had some principle about this (which is
odd, since the stereotype is that Germans aren't usually known for
the subtler qualities of comedy).
Anyway, someone with a physics degree and my name is almost
certainly Jewish, and anyone with the name who isn't still
gets the 50% off deal at Ess-A-Bagel (What, you didn't know
about the 50% off deal??) Further, my middle name is Joshua -
with a name like mine your mailbox is constantly clogging
up with junk mail from rabbinical schools.
Gotta run. Despite my joke about the nonseasonal demand
for license plates, December is actually a very busy time
around here at Zionist Occupation Government headquarters.
We can barely keep up with the demand for trinkets for the
Gentiles. We gotta move a lot of these trinkets - running an
Occupation Government isn't cheap, you know. Especially
now that Congressmen have developed a taste for Louis-Phillippe
toilets. What happened to the good old days when you could
buy a man's vote for a stripper and a box of cigars?
> "Robert Chung" <[email protected]> wrote:
> > William Asher wrote:
> >>
> >> Yeah, but you're Jewish.
> >
> > Oh dear. I don't want to know how you know this. They just showed Louis
> > Malle's "Au revoir, les enfants" on TV here.
> I don't. In my defense, it was funnier before I actually posted it.
Humor, like quantum physics, changes when observed.
Heisenberg (that Nazi) had some principle about this (which is
odd, since the stereotype is that Germans aren't usually known for
the subtler qualities of comedy).
Anyway, someone with a physics degree and my name is almost
certainly Jewish, and anyone with the name who isn't still
gets the 50% off deal at Ess-A-Bagel (What, you didn't know
about the 50% off deal??) Further, my middle name is Joshua -
with a name like mine your mailbox is constantly clogging
up with junk mail from rabbinical schools.
Gotta run. Despite my joke about the nonseasonal demand
for license plates, December is actually a very busy time
around here at Zionist Occupation Government headquarters.
We can barely keep up with the demand for trinkets for the
Gentiles. We gotta move a lot of these trinkets - running an
Occupation Government isn't cheap, you know. Especially
now that Congressmen have developed a taste for Louis-Phillippe
toilets. What happened to the good old days when you could
buy a man's vote for a stripper and a box of cigars?