Advice for Hillary

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Cipher, Nov 12, 2003.

  1. Cipher

    Cipher New Member

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    Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
     
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  2. johnnyWalker

    johnnyWalker New Member

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    hardy har har har!
     
  3. JSWin

    JSWin Member

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    Lol! That is funny. A few people might like this joke now. This was posted 13 years ago. Imagine that.
     
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