If you were from Texas you'd figure out a way to build a pipeline from it and get rich selling it to other parts of the US.jhuskey said:I can feel the love flowing in this thread...... no it's just gas. I'll take something for it.
If you were from Texas you'd figure out a way to build a pipeline from it and get rich selling it to other parts of the US.jhuskey said:I can feel the love flowing in this thread...... no it's just gas. I'll take something for it.
thebluetrain said:Thomas the Tank Engine? Ummm.... I'm trying to find some humor in that, but I just cant.
Ok Mr. Village Idiot, please enlighten the forum as to what village you are from so we can get a comparison. Come on, grow a sac and quit hiding behind that keyboard.
thebluetrain said:Come on man. I lived in Alaska, California, Florida, and Louisiana but I dont hide behind that.
alienator said:Sure they are:Iffin' you're in an all fired hurry to devolve back to the days of witch hunting and stonin' people that scare you, then dagnabit move to Texass.
- They talk about seceding from the US of By God A.
- They believe that all minorities deserve a good draggin' behind a pick-up.
- They brought us crazy new education ideas, like Intelligent Design.
- The Texas Board of Education has used crackin' creative theories to teach astronomy: http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2009/05/06/texas-is-only-6000-years-old/
- And sex education in the lonely star state is on the cutting edge of modern education: http://prorev.com/2009/02/stupid-texas-sex-education-tricks.html
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limerickman said:The earth is only 6,000 years old, according to those creationists?
Dear god.
Pendejo said:Yes, and when scientists uncover evidence to the contrary, it's just a false clue planted by the devil.
jhuskey said:If you want me to find out if Satan actually did plant misleading evidence I can ask his sister. I use to be married to her.
Nope, I just want to know what perfect little society you are from so I can do some research on it to find out how perfect it is.alienator said:Who's hiding? Do you want a full bio? Need masturbation fantasies?
Internet "challenges" such as yours are just completely laughable. You seem pretty invested in your "grade school" thread. I think you like me and quite possibly want to date me.
thebluetrain said:Nope, I just want to know what perfect little society you are from so I can do some research on it to find out how perfect it is.
limerickman said:The earth is only 6,000 years old, according to those creationists?
Dear god.
slovakguy said:just the same, not every creationist lives in texas and not every texan is a creationist. yet, you only seem to be spitting your venom at texas and its citizens. not exactly mature behaviour on your part. certainly looks like you're just the other side of the bigoted coin.
alienator said:What venom? I think you're inserting a bit too much emotion in this.
slovakguy said:yeah, i'm inserting too much emotion in this.
"what venom?" i don't know, maybe stuff like this:
-devolve back to the days of witch hunting and stonin' people
-gather the friends and go find youz a negro to drag behind the truck
-Maybe separate drinkin' fountains for black folk? Maybe a revision to the state mandated curriculum, disallowing the teaching of Newtonian mechanics in primary and secondary school? Discrediting Einstein, Heisenberg, et al by naming them blasphemers?
if it's your goal to prove to the contributors of this board what a bigoted ignoramus you can be, hold course, friend.
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