TBR: a new electric butt plug.
Tom Wheeler: internet service that accepts empty beer cans as payment..
Roger: an ISP that won't dump him for trolling.
Donovan Rebecchi: "that feeling of actually FINISHING a race"
Doug Freese: to get it up one more time without that pill.
Janithor: to get a new job where he is no longer the "sanitation engineer".
YingYang: to meat and to "do" TBR.
Bethow: tits, so she can stop bitchin' about Misty Mays.
Virginia: one year of free shock treatments.
Smurf Mcbowser: to have an electrical cord attached to his genitalia, and
plugged into a 240volt socket.
Dot: To make an interesting post, just one. (still the only person I have
permanently blocked for terminal boringness)
Tim Downie: same as Dot (but he once used a bad word when he told me to "F**k
off", so he's not blocked.)
The new guy who is stalking Roger: to get that baseball bat surgically removed
from his (_!_)
Porker Race: two feet (to replace his lil' 2")
Jeff Dway: to run over that uninsured SOB with his Hummer.
Sam Fronglope: to be just like Tom Wheeler when grows up.