No, only the one left on this forum who haven't gotten sufficiently jaded and cynical yet.
Give it some mileage, and at most you'll ask about pointers on technique on how to simultaneously pick grit out of your elbows, untangle a leash from your bike and fend off wild swings from an irate pet owner.
Along that route of Discovery, you'll also figure out why wheels with fairly high spoke counts are safer while riding through parks.