Amazing Disappearing Man

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Aug 16, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant.
    Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away
    noticed that John was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his
    chair and under the table, while Mary acted quite unconcerned.

    Their waitress watched as John slid all the way down his chair
    and out of sight under the table.

    Still, Mary appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that
    John had disappeared under the table.

    After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to
    the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think
    your husband just slid under the table."

    The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Oh, no he
    didn't. In fact, my husband just walked in the front door."