Amusing letter

In tonight's paper

WAS CHEEKY YOUNG LAD YANKING MY BIKE CHAIN?

09:30 - 09 April 2003

It Was with great surprise that while searching for somewhere to chain my bicycle before doing a
spot of local shopping, a boy aged about 12 waltzed up to me and said: "I have a skeleton key that
works with any bike lock mate". I don't know if he was just pulling my leg, but he deserves a prize
for his mouth-watering nerve.

Aled Jones,

Mount Crescent,

Bridlington.

Simon Mason

 

[email protected] (Simon Mason) said:

[Letter in paper]
> ...., a boy aged about 12 waltzed up to me and said: "I have a skeleton key that works with any
> bike lock mate". I don't know if he was just pulling my leg, but he deserves a prize for his
> mouth-watering nerve.
>
>Aled Jones,

Was it going for a song?

 

[email protected] (Simon Mason) wrote in message
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> In tonight's paper
>
> WAS CHEEKY YOUNG LAD YANKING MY BIKE CHAIN?
>
>
> 09:30 - 09 April 2003
>
> It Was with great surprise that while searching for somewhere to chain my bicycle before doing a
> spot of local shopping, a boy aged about 12 waltzed up to me and said: "I have a skeleton key that
> works with any bike lock mate". I don't know if he was just pulling my leg, but he deserves a
> prize for his mouth-watering nerve.
>
> Aled Jones,
>
> Mount Crescent,
>
> Bridlington.
>
> Simon Mason

It wasn't the Metro by any chance, was it? Around here it has become something of a competition to
get the most and most ridiculous letter(s) published in said journal.

M

 

"Murk" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> It wasn't the Metro by any chance, was it? Around here it has become something of a competition to
> get the most and most ridiculous letter(s) published in said journal.

Hull Daily Mail

 

"Murk" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> [email protected] (Simon Mason) wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> > In tonight's paper
> >
> > WAS CHEEKY YOUNG LAD YANKING MY BIKE CHAIN?
> >
> >
> > 09:30 - 09 April 2003
> >
> > It Was with great surprise that while searching for somewhere to chain my bicycle before doing a
> > spot of local shopping, a boy aged about 12 waltzed up to me and said: "I have a skeleton key
> > that works with any bike lock mate". I don't know if he was just pulling my leg, but he deserves
> > a prize for his mouth-watering nerve.
> >
> > Aled Jones,
> >
> > Mount Crescent,
> >
> > Bridlington.
> >
> > Simon Mason
>
> It wasn't the Metro by any chance, was it? Around here it has become something of a competition to
> get the most and most ridiculous letter(s) published in said journal.
>
> M

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