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Originally Posted by CAMPYBOB
designed a ball grinding machine in Schweinfurt, Germany that
You do know what "Schweinfurt" means, yeah?
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(in German literally 'swine ford')


Originally Posted by CAMPYBOB
The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

The Germans did do some early research on fission, but that's just like the Japs thinking that fighting with hands and feet was cool. It took 'Muricans! turned the idea of fission into something totally awesome.

That was were???
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I have no idea what's goin' on...
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Mig-9 FS...Engine fire extinguisher-less!
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You wanna get "high"???
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Originally Posted by Froze .
Germans were much further ahead in technology


Sure they were...
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****** made all sorts of insane decisions, he should have never went into England, Africa and Russia, if he had consolidated his forces and stayed just in Europe he would have easily won even without the technology he had people working on! Then let the dust settle for 5 or 10 years develop the technologies he was working on then go after England which the USA would have tried to stop but would have been defeated along with England, then after about 5 or so years hit Russia, then later Africa and both would have been a cakewalk. The other whacked out stuff he did was he would have his leading scientists killed in the middle of making these great technologies because his thought was they would run and give the plans to the West, so because he had those scientists killed those technologies that would have made Germany the ultimate world power never got off the ground or got off the ground too late. Germany had a lot of firsts like the TV guided missile, radio controlled bomb, cruise missile, ballistic missile, jet powered fighter (but had the best prop fighter planes), jet bomber, assault rifle, fastest tank (powered by engines made by Porsche!), exclusive to Germany a tank destroyer tank, stabilization aiming so tanks could fire on the run, radar aimed anti aircraft guns, bunker buster bomb, cluster bombs, developing the A-bomb and almost had a working one, computer.

The Germans were working on very secret stuff that some of it is still classified to this day, they were working on a project called the Sun Gun which could concentrate the energy of the sun in a large space station that could boil cities, the USA has the plans on this but the technology is so advance it's still some ways off if ever but it's been discussed as feasible. A sonic noise producing cannon that could literally destroy a person with sound, the US took the plans for this and supposedly has working models of it. The bouncing missile which China has embraced for anti-ship warfare. The flying wing concept, US got the plans for this and we all know we have flying winged aircraft today. They had working models of robotic wire controlled bomb delivery ground vehicles, ie drones on the ground, a radio controlled model was in the works. The most bizarre thing of all, as if the sun gun wasn't bizarre enough, a UFO type of device that was so secret that it scared ****** that the plans would fall into the enemy's hands so he had over 60 scientists who worked on killed! Only the main scientist who was intimately involved in the "anti-gravity" propulsion system survived and fled to South America and then to the USA! Stop and think a bit about this "UFO" stuff boys and girls.
Originally Posted by Volnix

You do know what "Schweinfurt" means, yeah?
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(in German literally 'swine ford')




That was were???
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I have no idea what's goin' on...
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Mig-9 FS...Engine fire extinguisher-less!
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You wanna get "high"???
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Sure they were...
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Please tell me you're not that stupid? Do some internet research about Germany technology during the war before you color yourself as an idiot.
 
Originally Posted by Froze
****** made all sorts of insane decisions, he should have never went into England, Africa and Russia, if he had consolidated his forces and stayed just in Europe he would have easily won even without the technology he had people working on! Then let the dust settle for 5 or 10 years develop the technologies he was working on then go after England which the USA would have tried to stop but would have been defeated along with England, then after about 5 or so years hit Russia, then later Africa and both would have been a cakewalk. The other whacked out stuff he did was he would have his leading scientists killed in the middle of making these great technologies because his thought was they would run and give the plans to the West, so because he had those scientists killed those technologies that would have made Germany the ultimate world power never got off the ground or got off the ground too late. Germany had a lot of firsts like the TV guided missile, radio controlled bomb, cruise missile, ballistic missile, jet powered fighter (but had the best prop fighter planes), jet bomber, assault rifle, fastest tank (powered by engines made by Porsche!), exclusive to Germany a tank destroyer tank, stabilization aiming so tanks could fire on the run, radar aimed anti aircraft guns, bunker buster bomb, cluster bombs, developing the A-bomb and almost had a working one, computer.

The Germans were working on very secret stuff that some of it is still classified to this day, they were working on a project called the Sun Gun which could concentrate the energy of the sun in a large space station that could boil cities, the USA has the plans on this but the technology is so advance it's still some ways off if ever but it's been discussed as feasible. A sonic noise producing cannon that could literally destroy a person with sound, the US took the plans for this and supposedly has working models of it. The bouncing missile which China has embraced for anti-ship warfare. The flying wing concept, US got the plans for this and we all know we have flying winged aircraft today. They had working models of robotic wire controlled bomb delivery ground vehicles, ie drones on the ground, a radio controlled model was in the works. The most bizarre thing of all, as if the sun gun wasn't bizarre enough, a UFO type of device that was so secret that it scared ****** that the plans would fall into the enemy's hands so he had over 60 scientists who worked on killed! Only the main scientist who was intimately involved in the "anti-gravity" propulsion system survived and fled to South America and then to the USA! Stop and think a bit about this "UFO" stuff boys and girls.

Please tell me you're not that stupid? Do some internet research about Germany technology during the war before you color yourself as an idiot.

I don't need to do an internet research!
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I've been to a few museums and seen this "advanced technology" my self!
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Yes, they did have alot of "far out" ideas, which they never managed to make it work.

It would seem that their design department was manned with 7yo kids on weed!
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******, was the front man of the German fascist movement.

As we have explained earlier what fascism does is to empower the leading industry of a country, by means of cheap (if not free) work etc.


So what is the leading industry of Germany? Yep, guns and vehicles. So they started numerous projects.

The messer-**** (the fantastic German airplane you seem to think of being so good) was too heavy. It had some good firepower but...

They tried to make a lighter version (the G-14) but it wouldn't matter, because the engine was sh^t anyway.


The jet stuff would very often blow up in the air (if not whilst taking of).

Do you know of the rocket-propelled aircraft?
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Yep, they would use rockets as a mean of propelling an aircraft. They would also quite often blow up.

They were just as trashy as the Russian stuff, only more expensive to build!
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As for the Very-Zecret Zuper Weaponz... You are not a MUFON member right?
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This is pretty much the reality:

The Zuper - Zecret Messer-**** 163!!! It like a unicorn, but with rocketz, nein???
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"Acting unofficially, after a spate of accidents involving Allied personnel flying captured German aircraft resulted in official disapproval of such flights"

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^^ Incorrect due to ignorance, nice try mentioning the museum nonsense. And Germany helped Russia to modernize their industry between the 2 wars not the other way around. Russia lost a lot of lives on weapons system that failed catastrophically, so no Germans did not copy Russian **** and made it better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_military_technology_during_World_War_II
http://www.academia.edu/3717701/The_technological_advance_of_Germany_during_the_Second_World_War (this one you have to hit the X in the upper right corner to get out of the facebook request).
 
Originally Posted by Froze
^^ Incorrect due to ignorance, nice try mentioning the museum nonsense. And Germany helped Russia to modernize their industry between the 2 wars not the other way around. Russia lost a lot of lives on weapons system that failed catastrophically, so no Germans did not copy Russian **** and made it better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_military_technology_during_World_War_II
http://www.academia.edu/3717701/The_technological_advance_of_Germany_during_the_Second_World_War (this one you have to hit the X in the upper right corner to get out of the facebook request).

Hans Von @Froze you nazi!
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Yezzz, sie had alot of firepower, nein?

But itz Ok, since das iz their Crosshair!!!
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Of zentre and again of zentre on the glazz.

Zey dont need zentered crozzhairs like them Anglo-Pig-Dogz! Zey were uzing ze ZUPER ONES!






ZUPER VERTICAL FLIGHT Messer-****!

Totally Zuper. Zey have not been produced. Zey WERE ZUPER ZECRET!!!





Oh yez, not only with Propellenz for the aircaft-machinen. JETZ TOO!

Which were they alzo ****.

"When the BMW 003 engines were installed, the Jumo was retained for safety, which proved wise as both 003s failed during the first flight and the pilot had to land using the nose-mounted engine alone.["

Wanna fly das Froze? Looks very ZAFE!
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Froze said:
^^ Incorrect due to ignorance, nice try mentioning the museum nonsense.  And Germany helped Russia to modernize their industry between the 2 wars not the other way around.  Russia lost a lot of lives on weapons system that failed catastrophically, so no Germans did not copy Russian **** and made it better.     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_military_technology_during_World_War_II http://www.academia.edu/3717701/The_technological_advance_of_Germany_during_the_Second_World_War   (this one you have to hit the X in the upper right corner to get out of the facebook request).
The Russian scientists escaped and ended up making Campag carbon cranks from super heated licorice. Twizzlers- that's where red inlays for super record comes from.
 
Quote by Volnix:
"So what is the leading industry of Germany? Yep, guns and vehicles."

Zem Churmans...zey build good stuff!

Heckler & Koch's motto: "Because you suck...and we hate you!".
 


Toe straps???

Farkin' TOE STRAPS?!!?!

No wonder the Churmans lost WW2. If only they had clipless flight pedal controls in 1939! They could have successfully bombed NYC and improved Amerika!
 
Originally Posted by CAMPYBOB
Quote by Volnix:
"So what is the leading industry of Germany? Yep, guns and vehicles."

Zem Churmans...zey build good stuff!

Heckler & Koch's motto: "Because you suck...and we hate you!".
Originally Posted by CAMPYBOB

Toe straps???

Farkin' TOE STRAPS?!!?!

No wonder the Churmans lost WW2. If only they had clipless flight pedal controls in 1939! They could have successfully bombed NYC and improved Amerika!

How many Vegans do you think work for H&K?
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Itz Ok Herr Campybob!
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Ze rudder fllaps were only decorative! Zey were pointy, az everybody knowz that pointy iz scary!
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Quote by Volnix:
"How many Vegans do you think work for H&K?"

The vegans are assigned work in the polymer pistol division. Where they belong.
 
Originally Posted by CAMPYBOB
Quote by Volnix:
"How many Vegans do you think work for H&K?"

The vegans are assigned work in the polymer pistol division. Where they belong.

"This is, a tasty burger!"
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