An experiment to prove the helmet law proponants RIGHT (or wrong)



Edward Dolan wrote:
> You do not want to cycle across the Sahara; you want to trek across the
> Sahara. We humans are designed for trekking, not cycling. Let us go then,
> you and I, from Algiers to Timbuktu. No camels either. Just you and I
> trekking across the Sahara. It has always been my desire to die in Timbuktu.


Let's hope we don't hit our heads on a rock, tripping over something
in a sandstorm.

Colin McKenzie

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The great advantage of not trusting statistics is that
it leaves you free to believe the damned lies instead!
 
JLB wrote:
> Edward Dolan ranted hysterically:
> [snip]


Please don't feed the troll.

Tony
 
JLB wrote:
> Edward Dolan ranted hysterically:
>


Can't you read the sign? it says "Do not feed the troll".

...d
 
"Tony Raven" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> JLB wrote:
>> Edward Dolan ranted hysterically:
>> [snip]

>
> Please don't feed the troll.
>
> Tony


Without including my message no one will know what you are talking about.
But that may be standard operating procedure for you. Why subject the rest
of the group to your peculiar idiocy. Too bad you do how know how to think
or write.

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
 
Response to Edward Dolan:
> >> Go ahead and continue to ride your bike without wearing a helmet and
> >> maybe next time you will get your just deserts - death.

> >
> > So - lets get this clear - someone who does not die deserves death as
> > their just reward for living. Right.

>
> Pure gobbledygook!


Whoooosh! :-D Ed, *do* try to keep up.


> All those so-called studies are nothing but ****. Anyone with any common
> sense knows that a helmet is going to afford some protection.


Except for the occasions it doesn't, of course, or makes things worse.
But who needs to bother with trying to gather evidence when you have
Faith in your rabbit's foot^H^H^H polystyrene hat to keep you safe?


--
Mark, UK.

"Where it is a duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be
a crime to examine the laws of heat."
 
Response to Edward Dolan:
> You do not want to cycle across the Sahara; you want to trek across the
> Sahara. We humans are designed for trekking, not cycling. Let us go then,
> you and I, from Algiers to Timbuktu. No camels either. Just you and I
> trekking across the Sahara. It has always been my desire to die in Timbuktu.



Nurse! He's out of bed again!

--
Mark, UK.

"Never believe anything until it has been officially denied"
 
Response to David Martin:
> Can't you read the sign? it says "Do not feed the troll".


I know, I know, but it's so tempting...

--
Mark, UK.

"CYCLIST WEDS - - News? Faith then I can't see it. Why, pray,
should cyclists not wed? Is there something in the exercise of
the craft, some secret vow, some occult commitment that makes
the founding of a family, the cultivation of the sweet domestic
arts, the cherishing of womankind (aplurally) incompatible with
cyclism? Are we to infer, forsooth, that there was never any Mrs
Sturmey Archer?"
 
"Mark McNeill" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Response to Edward Dolan:
>> >> Go ahead and continue to ride your bike without wearing a helmet and
>> >> maybe next time you will get your just deserts - death.
>> >
>> > So - lets get this clear - someone who does not die deserves death as
>> > their just reward for living. Right.

>>
>> Pure gobbledygook!

>
> Whoooosh! :-D Ed, *do* try to keep up.
>
>
>> All those so-called studies are nothing but ****. Anyone with any common
>> sense knows that a helmet is going to afford some protection.

>
> Except for the occasions it doesn't, of course, or makes things worse.
> But who needs to bother with trying to gather evidence when you have
> Faith in your rabbit's foot^H^H^H polystyrene hat to keep you safe?
>
>
> --
> Mark, UK.
>
> "Where it is a duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be
> a crime to examine the laws of heat."


I believe it makes eminent sense to worship the sun as that is the source of
all life (photosynthesis you know). In fact, I have never understood why
there is this predilection to worship an invisible God when you have the sun
in your face. The Zoroastrians had it right. If you want to worship
something, then worship the sun. Thus spake Zarathustra.

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
 
"Mark McNeill" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Response to Edward Dolan:
>> You do not want to cycle across the Sahara; you want to trek across the
>> Sahara. We humans are designed for trekking, not cycling. Let us go then,
>> you and I, from Algiers to Timbuktu. No camels either. Just you and I
>> trekking across the Sahara. It has always been my desire to die in
>> Timbuktu.

>
>
> Nurse! He's out of bed again!
>
> --
> Mark, UK.


Well Hells Bells! Where do you want to die? Timbuktu is a perfect place to
die as it is the pit of the universe. The romance of Timbuktu is the very
great effort required to get there. Once you are there, you will collapse
and die. Yes, I believe I would like to die in Timbuktu. I sure as hell do
not want to die in plain old Minnesota.

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
 
"Mark McNeill" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Response to David Martin:
>> Can't you read the sign? it says "Do not feed the troll".

>
> I know, I know, but it's so tempting...
>
> --
> Mark, UK.


No one can resist me. That is because I have a knack for saying interesting
things in an interesting way. Do not fight it. Give in and RESPOND. You are
in the grip of a greater power than you have ever experienced before. The
Great Ed Dolan has come to call. You must respond.

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
 
"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote:

|
| "Mark McNeill" <[email protected]> wrote in message
| news:[email protected]...
....
| > --
| > Mark, UK.
| >
| > "Where it is a duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be
| > a crime to examine the laws of heat."
|
| I believe it makes eminent sense to worship the sun as that is the source of
| all life (photosynthesis you know). In fact, I have never understood why
| there is this predilection to worship an invisible God when you have the sun
| in your face. The Zoroastrians had it right. If you want to worship
| something, then worship the sun. Thus spake Zarathustra.

This is the UK, we worship clouds & emanations of mist instead.

--
Patrick Herring, http://www.anweald.co.uk/ph.html
 
Edward Dolan wrote:
> All those so-called studies are nothing but ****. Anyone with any

common
> sense knows that a helmet is going to afford some protection. You are

too
> stupid for me to waste time on. Get lost why don't you.


Edward, stay away from the helmet issue as this it isn't whether it
will afford protection or not, it's whether it shoud be mandated you
blethering idiot.
NOW you're embarassing yourself.
 
Edward Dolan wrote:
> No one can resist me. That is because I have a knack for saying

interesting
> things in an interesting way. Do not fight it. Give in and RESPOND.

You are
> in the grip of a greater power than you have ever experienced before.

The
> Great Ed Dolan has come to call. You must respond.


Actually people can and DO resist you eddy boy. That is why you don't
hear from everyone. You mean that didn't occur to you? LOL
IO respsond as your idiocy entertains me. Much like stippers, you put
a smile on my face.
 
Edward Dolan wrote:
>
> "Tamyka Bell" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:p[email protected]...
> [...]
> > My name has gorgeous meanings - I am the child of the people (Japanese), I
> > am the princess of the island (Polynesian), I am perfect (Hebrew) - so
> > basically it's a great name.
> >
> > Tamyka

>
> Well, now I am confused. I have never heard of a Japanese Jew or a
> Polynesian Jew either for that matter. Is your Hebrewness racial or merely
> religious. If it is racial, then why aren't you living in Israel instead of
> slumming in Australia. Of course, anyone can claim to be a Jew. Even Sammy
> Davis Jr. wanted to be a Jew. Apparently, having two strikes against him
> wasn't enough (being a small ugly Negro and married to a big white Swede).
> No, he wanted that third strike, being a Jew. In other words, the full
> catastrophe as Zorba the Greek would put it.
>
> By the way, I am glad you like your stupid name. But where it comes from is
> still a mystery. Is it Japanese, Polynesian or Jewish? Sounds Japanese to me
> now that I think about it. So why isn't your last name Japanese also? Are
> you a mixed up mess? How did you come to be a Jew?
>
> --
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota


Hi again Ed,

gee, for someone who knows everything, you sure feel the need to ask a
lot of questions...

You clearly know no Japanese, as while "ta" and "ka" appear in the
language there is no "my" and in fact "mi" produces too short a sound,
therefore my name would have to be Tamiika.

It is also fascinating that you do not understand roots of names as
being separate from nationalities or religions of those bearing that
name.

And while we are discussing you, what DO you eat, Ed?

T
 
Edward Dolan wrote:
> "Not Responding" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
>>Edward Dolan wrote:
>>
>>>"Not Responding" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>news:[email protected]...
>>>
>>>
>>>>DiscoDuck wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Actually it means a lot. It means the risks have been blown
>>>>>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of proportion.
>>>>>According to proponents, I should be dead by now or at least suffered a
>>>>>severe head injury. OR at least see legions of victims lying on the
>>>>>side of the road on a daily basis.
>>>>>
>>>>>How many people do you know that have suffered head injuries as a
>>>>>result of cycling?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Er, me?
>>>>
>>>>The hospital, I'm sure, has me down as "unhelmeted cyclist, head
>>>>injuries". Fortunately the human skull is made of sterner stuff than
>>>>polystyrene hats and, scarring and a short mid-road kip aside, I'm fine.
>>>
>>>
>>>You bet! As if a helmet wouldn't have given you some protection. But Hey!
>>>Go ahead and continue to ride your bike without wearing a helmet and
>>>maybe next time you will get your just deserts - death. Anyone as stupid
>>>as you who does not learn from experience does not deserve to live, let
>>>alone to be posting your nonsense to ARBR.
>>>

>>
>>Damn. Just noticed that this is being crossposted all over the shop.
>>Including the land of the once-free across the pond.
>>
>>But in response to your obviously knee jerk reaction:
>>
>>Sure, a helmet would have protected me from the minor injuries I received.
>>But then, had I been prohibited from cycling without a helmet, I would
>>have been in the car anyway. Minor injury free myself, but a liability in
>>terms of public safety.

>
>
> Totally illogical nonsense. I only suspected you were an idiot, but now you
> have confirmed my suspicion. Congratulations!
>


Elaborate, please.

What I said was that if I gave up cycling and took up driving there
would be a net decrease in public safety. Adding another barely trained
driver and a tonne of metal to the roads would simply increase the
sources of danger.
 

> Well Hells Bells! Where do you want to die? Timbuktu is a perfect place to
> die as it is the pit of the universe. The romance of Timbuktu is the very
> great effort required to get there. Once you are there, you will collapse
> and die. Yes, I believe I would like to die in Timbuktu. I sure as hell do
> not want to die in plain old Minnesota.
>
> --
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota


The only thing this thread suggests to me is what is great about ed? I've
got a few ideas though: Great fool, Great mouth, Great w****r, but please
feel free to invent your own.>
>
 
"Tamyka Bell" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>
>> "Tamyka Bell" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:p[email protected]...
>> [...]
>> > My name has gorgeous meanings - I am the child of the people
>> > (Japanese), I
>> > am the princess of the island (Polynesian), I am perfect (Hebrew) - so
>> > basically it's a great name.
>> >
>> > Tamyka

>>
>> Well, now I am confused. I have never heard of a Japanese Jew or a
>> Polynesian Jew either for that matter. Is your Hebrewness racial or
>> merely
>> religious. If it is racial, then why aren't you living in Israel instead
>> of
>> slumming in Australia. Of course, anyone can claim to be a Jew. Even
>> Sammy
>> Davis Jr. wanted to be a Jew. Apparently, having two strikes against him
>> wasn't enough (being a small ugly Negro and married to a big white
>> Swede).
>> No, he wanted that third strike, being a Jew. In other words, the full
>> catastrophe as Zorba the Greek would put it.
>>
>> By the way, I am glad you like your stupid name. But where it comes from
>> is
>> still a mystery. Is it Japanese, Polynesian or Jewish? Sounds Japanese to
>> me
>> now that I think about it. So why isn't your last name Japanese also? Are
>> you a mixed up mess? How did you come to be a Jew?
>>
>> --
>> Regards,
>>
>> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota

>
> Hi again Ed,
>
> gee, for someone who knows everything, you sure feel the need to ask a
> lot of questions...
>
> You clearly know no Japanese, as while "ta" and "ka" appear in the
> language there is no "my" and in fact "mi" produces too short a sound,
> therefore my name would have to be Tamiika.


Still, for someone like me who knows not a word of Japanese, I came pretty
close. The difference between an i and a y.

> It is also fascinating that you do not understand roots of names as
> being separate from nationalities or religions of those bearing that
> name.


Names are extremely important. It is the first thing a person learns about
another person and it gives you some quick information which you rely on
absent any other information. I think you must admit that Tamyka and Bell do
not go together whereas, for instance, Elizabeth and Bell do.

The kind of names I really hate are those where you can't tell if it is a
man or a woman. Carol would be an example. Without getting into the science
of language, most names can be connected to nationality and even to
religion. Do you know any Muslims named Jesus? Do you know any Christians
named Mohammed? And so it goes all up and down the line. An interesting
hobby of mine is to examine names in a foreign telephone directory. Once you
have done that you will never have any doubt about where you are.

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
 
"dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Edward Dolan wrote:
>
>>
>> By the way, I am glad you like your stupid name. But where it comes from
>> is still a mystery. Is it Japanese, Polynesian or Jewish? Sounds Japanese
>> to me now that I think about it. So why isn't your last name Japanese
>> also? Are you a mixed up mess? How did you come to be a Jew?
>>

>
> I like her name for reasons I have already stated. Its different without
> being dopey. And only the odd weirdo is goijng to pick on it
>
> Dave


But everyone notices names. If you have an odd or unusual name, then there
are consequences for that. Parents would be well advised to carefully name
their children. Have you not heard that Johnny Cash song about a boy named
Sue?

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
 
"DiscoDuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> All those so-called studies are nothing but ****. Anyone with any

> common
>> sense knows that a helmet is going to afford some protection. You are

> too
>> stupid for me to waste time on. Get lost why don't you.

>
> Edward, stay away from the helmet issue as this it isn't whether it
> will afford protection or not, it's whether it shoud be mandated you
> blethering idiot.
> NOW you're embarassing yourself.


Blethering should be blithering. Embarassing should be embarrassing.

Many laws are to protect us from our own stupidity. The helmet laws are a
good example, but in your case no law can overcome your natural idiocy. I
have stated previously that if you do not wear a helmet that is OK by me,
but it is not OK that you should go around advocating that others not
observe the law. It marks you as a criminal.

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
 
"DiscoDuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> No one can resist me. That is because I have a knack for saying

> interesting
>> things in an interesting way. Do not fight it. Give in and RESPOND.

> You are
>> in the grip of a greater power than you have ever experienced before.

> The
>> Great Ed Dolan has come to call. You must respond.

>
> Actually people can and DO resist you eddy boy. That is why you don't
> hear from everyone. You mean that didn't occur to you? LOL
> IO respsond as your idiocy entertains me. Much like stippers, you put
> a smile on my face.


What's a stipper?

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
 

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