and the punch line is ?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Jun 21, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    This was taken off my birthday card.

    A frog hops into a bank and is served by Patricia Whack, the bank clerk.
    The frog says "I'd like a loan please."
    "How much do you want to borrow?"
    "£20,000," says the frog.
    "can I take your name ?" says Patricia
    "Kermit Jagger, and my dad's name is Mick Jagger"
    Patty explains that he would need security against the loan, so the frog produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall.
    Very confused, patti goes to consult the manager.
    She says "there's a frog outside who wants to borrow £20,000, and he wants to use this elephant as collateral. I mean ,what the heck is it ?"

    And the manager said.......




    Just to spoil you fun I'm not going to tell you what the manager said for a few days, see if you can guess, all the clues are there.
     
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  2. drewjc

    drewjc New Member

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    i think the manager says.......

    It's a "nik-nak" Patty Whack,
    Give the frog a loan
    His old man's a Rolling Stone!

    is this right?? :)
     
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    ;D Trackie your obviously a connoisseur of corny jokes ;D
     
  4. Guest

    Guest Guest

    God, I hope not!

    ;D
     
  5. drewjc

    drewjc New Member

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    Maybe i shouldn't have replied in fear of embarrassment! I heard this from my dad a couple of years ago. And no, i have no idea where he heard it???
     
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