and the punch line is ?



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This was taken off my birthday card.

A frog hops into a bank and is served by Patricia Whack, the bank clerk.
The frog says "I'd like a loan please."
"How much do you want to borrow?"
"£20,000," says the frog.
"can I take your name ?" says Patricia
"Kermit Jagger, and my dad's name is Mick Jagger"
Patty explains that he would need security against the loan, so the frog produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall.
Very confused, patti goes to consult the manager.
She says "there's a frog outside who wants to borrow £20,000, and he wants to use this elephant as collateral. I mean ,what the heck is it ?"

And the manager said.......




Just to spoil you fun I'm not going to tell you what the manager said for a few days, see if you can guess, all the clues are there.
 

drewjc

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i think the manager says.......

It's a "nik-nak" Patty Whack,
Give the frog a loan
His old man's a Rolling Stone!

is this right?? :)
 
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i think the manager says.......

It's a "nik-nak" Patty Whack,
Give the frog a loan
His old man's a Rolling Stone!

is this right??  :)

God, I hope not!

;D
 

drewjc

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Maybe i shouldn't have replied in fear of embarrassment! I heard this from my dad a couple of years ago. And no, i have no idea where he heard it???