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George Herbert Walker
Guest
**ANNOUNCING: THE FIRST ANNUAL BUSH AWARDS - GRAND PRIZE WINNER**
Many of you have heard of the annual Darwin awards, given to the
people who have made the greatest contribution to the human gene pool,
by precipitously removing themselves from it. In other words, to the
people who get themselves killed in the stupidest ways imaginable or
unimaginable.
In this spirit, here is the first presentation of the first annual
Bush Awards Grand Prize: given to the person taking the stupidest,
costliest, most self-destructive action, in response to an
ill-understood problem. This year, the inaugural prize is given for a
fitting episode, justly earning the first annual Bush Award - Grand
Prize.
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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET
Oddly Enough - Reuters
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a
chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state
Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the
southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear
to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to
the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ...
and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding
heavily, was now out of danger.
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If only the rest of the world were.
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO FORWARD TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, ESPECIALLY THE
REPUBLICAN ONES, AND TO ANY MEDIA OUTLET.
Many of you have heard of the annual Darwin awards, given to the
people who have made the greatest contribution to the human gene pool,
by precipitously removing themselves from it. In other words, to the
people who get themselves killed in the stupidest ways imaginable or
unimaginable.
In this spirit, here is the first presentation of the first annual
Bush Awards Grand Prize: given to the person taking the stupidest,
costliest, most self-destructive action, in response to an
ill-understood problem. This year, the inaugural prize is given for a
fitting episode, justly earning the first annual Bush Award - Grand
Prize.
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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET
Oddly Enough - Reuters
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a
chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state
Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the
southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear
to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to
the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ...
and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding
heavily, was now out of danger.
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If only the rest of the world were.
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO FORWARD TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, ESPECIALLY THE
REPUBLICAN ONES, AND TO ANY MEDIA OUTLET.
