Another blonde joke

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  1. Sillyoldtwit

    Sillyoldtwit New Member

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    There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

    She asked the shepherd, "If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?"

    He replied "Sure!"

    Out of the blue, she blurts out, "352!"

    He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.

    He looks at her and says, "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!"
     
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    Froze Well-Known Member

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    A blonde was driving down an old country road and saw another blonde rowing a canoe in the middle of a cornfield. She jumped out of the car and yelled, "You know, it's dumb blondes like you that cause all of these dumb blonde jokes. If I could swim I would come out there and kick your ass!"
     
  3. Sillyoldtwit

    Sillyoldtwit New Member

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    What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

    "Are you sure it's mine?"
     
  4. Sillyoldtwit

    Sillyoldtwit New Member

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    Blonde Counselor

    A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor,
    and she was eager to help. One day during recess she
    noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing
    field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer
    at the other side. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright.

    The boy said he was. A little while later, however,
    Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by
    himself.

    Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to
    be your friend?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay",
    looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making
    progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here
    alone?"

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    "Because," the little boy said with great exasperation,
    "I'm the f**king goalie."
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  5. Aussie_Al

    Aussie_Al New Member

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    hahaha - classic!
     
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    Man, the internet has completely ruined people's ability to tell a joke.
     
  7. jhuskey

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    A guy walk into his blond girlfriends apartment and finds her depressed with a gun to her head. He screams, "don't do it honey"!
    She replies ,"shut up a-hole, your next".
     
  8. dragosh01

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    hehehhe....i love blonde joke...tell more jokes :cool:
     
  9. BHOFM

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    Asked my wife what she thought about sex on TV and she replied,,

    Move the DVD player first.
     
  10. jhuskey

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    I asked my wife if she thought I was good at sex. She said, "you were once". I said you mean when I was younger and she said "No, I mean once!
     
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