Another Fascinating Abusive Email from a Typical Mountain Biker



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Date: Sat, 22 May 2004 21:58:21 -0700
From: Jeff Dwyer <[email protected]>
Subject: mountain bikes
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You, sir, are a complete nutball. The .00005% of the earth’s surface that is
subject to mild and temporary disturbance by mountain bike tires is
insignificant in comparison to the land ruined by the meat animal industry, all
resource-based industries, golf courses, highways, housing for humans that are
so stupid they breed like rabbits, garbage dumps, and industries that produce
absolutely useless products. Don’t you think that a planet that has recovered
quite nicely thank you from several ice ages, constant tectonic upheaval,
migration of continental land masses, sea bottoms and land areas swapping
places, a cataclysmic event that extinguished 90% of the life on earth, and a
World War with a nuclear finale may have an outside chance of surviving the
onslaught of the demonic mountain bike?

Get a grip, back away from your obsessive hang-ups, and maybe some people will
begin to take you seriously. The more you whine and complain about issues that
are patently absurd, the more you are used as an example of what is very wrong
with enviro-Nazis.



Lighten up,

Jeff Dwyer

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"Mike Vandeman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

> Don't you think that a planet that has recovered
> quite nicely thank you from several ice ages, constant tectonic upheaval,
> migration of continental land masses, sea bottoms and land areas swapping
> places, a cataclysmic event that extinguished 90% of the life on earth,

and a
> World War with a nuclear finale may have an outside chance of surviving

the
> onslaught of the demonic mountain bike?
>


Thanks for sharing. That's funny!
 
Mike Vandeman wrote:

{a jillion lines of meaningless headers *SNIPPED* (why is that so hard for
you to grasp, Do[r]c?!?)}

> You, sir, are a complete nutball. The .00005% of the earth's surface
> that is subject to mild and temporary disturbance by mountain bike
> tires is insignificant in comparison to the land ruined by the meat
> animal industry, all resource-based industries, golf courses,
> highways, housing for humans that are so stupid they breed like
> rabbits, garbage dumps, and industries that produce absolutely
> useless products. Don't you think that a planet that has recovered
> quite nicely thank you from several ice ages, constant tectonic
> upheaval, migration of continental land masses, sea bottoms and land
> areas swapping places, a cataclysmic event that extinguished 90% of
> the life on earth, and a World War with a nuclear finale may have an
> outside chance of surviving the onslaught of the demonic mountain
> bike?
>
> Get a grip, back away from your obsessive hang-ups, and maybe some
> people will begin to take you seriously. The more you whine and
> complain about issues that are patently absurd, the more you are used
> as an example of what is very wrong with enviro-Nazis.
>
>
>
> Lighten up,
>
> Jeff Dwyer


"ABUSIVE"?!? Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. (Besides, he's 100% correct.)

Bill "kind of thinks nutball is nicest thing you've been called today" S.
 
S o r n i <[email protected]> wrote:
> Mike Vandeman wrote:
>
> {a jillion lines of meaningless headers *SNIPPED* (why is that so
> hard for you to grasp, Do[r]c?!?)}
>
>> You, sir, are a complete nutball. The .00005% of the earth's surface
>> that is subject to mild and temporary disturbance by mountain bike
>> tires is insignificant in comparison to the land ruined by the meat
>> animal industry, all resource-based industries, golf courses,
>> highways, housing for humans that are so stupid they breed like
>> rabbits, garbage dumps, and industries that produce absolutely
>> useless products. Don't you think that a planet that has recovered
>> quite nicely thank you from several ice ages, constant tectonic
>> upheaval, migration of continental land masses, sea bottoms and land
>> areas swapping places, a cataclysmic event that extinguished 90% of
>> the life on earth, and a World War with a nuclear finale may have an
>> outside chance of surviving the onslaught of the demonic mountain
>> bike?
>>
>> Get a grip, back away from your obsessive hang-ups, and maybe some
>> people will begin to take you seriously. The more you whine and
>> complain about issues that are patently absurd, the more you are used
>> as an example of what is very wrong with enviro-Nazis.
>>
>>
>>
>> Lighten up,
>>
>> Jeff Dwyer

>
> "ABUSIVE"?!? Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. (Besides, he's 100%
> correct.)
>
> Bill "kind of thinks nutball is nicest thing you've been called
> today" S.


Damn right it's abusive! One of my favorite pastimes is having a hamburger
after a round of golf, returning to my human-type house full of my offspring
and their useless industrial products shaped like toys ....then going to
ride my bike. I think Jeff needs to take some of his own advice!

Tom
 
"Mike Vandeman" puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again:

> Don't you think that a planet that has recovered
> quite nicely thank you from several ice ages, constant tectonic upheaval,
> migration of continental land masses...


Plate Tectonics is the number one cause of earthquakes, volcanoes, and tidal
waves. Most importantly, plate tectonics is the driving force behind the
creation of mountains... and we all know what comes after mountains -
MOUTAIN BIKERS. Clearly the root of all evil lies in the tectonic forces
underneath the earths crust. The devil himself lives in these parts
folks. What more can be said.

Why don't geologists get it????

I'm working on a stopping tectonic forces from causing further damage.
Don't you want to help? www.neurotics.com
 
"Big Daddy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Mike Vandeman" puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose

again:
>
> > Don't you think that a planet that has recovered
> > quite nicely thank you from several ice ages, constant tectonic

upheaval,
> > migration of continental land masses...

>
> Plate Tectonics is the number one cause of earthquakes, volcanoes, and

tidal
> waves. Most importantly, plate tectonics is the driving force behind the
> creation of mountains... and we all know what comes after mountains -
> MOUTAIN BIKERS. Clearly the root of all evil lies in the tectonic forces
> underneath the earths crust. The devil himself lives in these parts
> folks. What more can be said.
>


LIAR!! :<)
 
" S o r n i" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Mike Vandeman wrote:
>
> {a jillion lines of meaningless headers *SNIPPED* (why is that so hard for
> you to grasp, Do[r]c?!?)}
>
> > You, sir, are a complete nutball. The .00005% of the earth's surface
> > that is subject to mild and temporary disturbance by mountain bike
> > tires is insignificant in comparison to the land ruined by the meat
> > animal industry, all resource-based industries, golf courses,
> > highways, housing for humans that are so stupid they breed like
> > rabbits, garbage dumps, and industries that produce absolutely
> > useless products. Don't you think that a planet that has recovered
> > quite nicely thank you from several ice ages, constant tectonic
> > upheaval, migration of continental land masses, sea bottoms and land
> > areas swapping places, a cataclysmic event that extinguished 90% of
> > the life on earth, and a World War with a nuclear finale may have an
> > outside chance of surviving the onslaught of the demonic mountain
> > bike?
> >
> > Get a grip, back away from your obsessive hang-ups, and maybe some
> > people will begin to take you seriously. The more you whine and
> > complain about issues that are patently absurd, the more you are used
> > as an example of what is very wrong with enviro-Nazis.
> >
> >
> >
> > Lighten up,
> >
> > Jeff Dwyer

>
> "ABUSIVE"?!? Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. (Besides, he's 100% correct.)
>
> Bill "kind of thinks nutball is nicest thing you've been called today" S.
>
>


How dare you impune his perception of abuse.......... What happened in this
string is ALMOST as bad as getting hit in the head with a Nerf football at
Abu Grade-school.

Marty
 
How easily we take offense to the {mindless and hilarious} bantering
of others!



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angotja says:

>How easily we take offense to the {mindless and hilarious} bantering
>of others!
>


Yeah? Well - 4Q.

;-)
 

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