Well, well, well, bi-****.... It seems that we have a difference of opinion. Morning wood was able to see the humor in the post and that it was in jest. But you had to take it a step further and attack my professional knowledge and business acumen. I understand that riders such as your self have labia tissue that becomes so engorged while ridding that you are looking for the magic answer for this particular situation & problem that has plagued you since puberty. I also understand that it must be terrible to have them hang low on each side of your saddle like cheap drapes from the Sears & Roebuck catalog. You wanted to know how I cured this for my wife and thus challenged my professional knowledge. I have included the following information that may give you insight and relief for your particular knowledge. http://www.drberenholz.com/ If this information is not satisfactory then perhaps the problem is bigger (pun intended) than I originally suspected. However, without pictures of the problem area, as I stated earlier, I am unable to help you.