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> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>
>>
>> NYC, I worry about your immortal soul.
>
> Please don't bother. I don't have one. I look forward to rejoining
> the great cosmic background radiation soon.
>
>> It is never ONLY sex.
>
> Well, I didn't mean "just" in the sense of "solely," but in the sense
> of "no big deal," like the customary cup of coffee each morning,
> something everyone should have regularly if they like.
Well, that is where you have got it most awfully wrong. Sex is never casual
to women. It seems that it is to homos though - which is just another reason
for not liking them.
More crimes have been committed over sex than almost anything else (except
money of course). It is like playing with dynamite. Anyone who thinks it is
like having a cup of coffee is severely impaired mentally and emotionally -
and will end up in an asylum for lunatics sooner or later. I believe I will
have to refer you to the Spanish Inquisition after all. They will straighten
you out.
>> Next to how an
>> animal feeds is how it reproduces (sex). These are the two most important
>> things that any animal ever does on this earth.
>
> I'm not even going to untangle the warren of assumptions in that one.
Nope, think about it for a moment. In a state of nature, those are the only
two things that matter. One has to do with the survival of the individual
and the other has to do with the survival of the species. It is only
civilization that makes it possible for us to have other things on our
minds.
>> I hope I will not have not have to refer you to the Spanish Inquisition
>> in
>> order to save your immortal soul.
>
> Recumbents suck!!! You're all idiots!!!! Hummers rule, baby!!!!!
>
>> Forget about ethnic exotics. You are doomed to wed a good skinny Jewish
>> girl
>> who will make you very happy.
>
> Oh, well, I could settle for extreme happiness, yes.
>
>> All the brown and black chubbies in the world
>> will not excuse you from your duties as a Jew in this world of woe.
>
> ROTFLMFAO!!!! Are you the ARBR Rabbi??? Though, interestingly, my
> father's from a small village, known for its lychees, where half of the
> folks are our relatives, outside the former Imperial Capital of
> Kaifeng, in modern Henan Province, which had many synagogues in its
> haydays, and he's circumcised -- ouch!
I am assuming you are a secular Jew, one who has fallen away from your
religion. New York City seems to be full of these types. If that is true,
you will never hear the end of it from me. A Jew who has abandoned his
religion is anathema to me. Of course, fallen away Catholics are legion and
nothing to get excited about. But religion defines the Jew. Not to stand by
your religion marks you as a traitor to your people and an object of scorn
to the rest of us.
>> Always
>> follow your duty and forget about pleasure. Pleasure is fleeting while
>> duty
>> goes on forever.
>
> I do agree that while pain is temporary, pride is forever -- but
> pleasure complements logic, informs logic, much as the man, being head
> of the house, is turned by his wife, the neck of the house.
What is this pleasure you speak of?
>> Thus spake Zarathustra.
>
> Heil dir Sonne, heil dir Wind!
I have never figured out why worship of the Sun is not the universal
religion of all mankind. After all, life would not be possible without the
light and the heat from the Sun.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
