Hey again gang -
I bet this dawn was not a bed of clover
For one old TROLL with brutal wine hangover.
I think the TROLL, not quite coherent, ranting,
Began a message just before decanting
Another jug of wine, deep red, enchanting...
The zenith was this classic hackneyed chanting:
Quoted message said:Great Saints like myself should shout and yell
our Holiness at the top of our voices...
Another tired old tune he keeps on piping,
Though neither God nor we will buy his hyping.
He took a few more swigs, then drooling, wiping
With trembling hand, he kept right on mistyping:
Quoted message said:Nature (evolution) made a tremendou mistake by polacing
the eporductinve fucntion so cleos toe the exretroy
fucntion. Ideally the reporductinve fucn shoud be far
remoed fromt eh excretory fucntion, maybe in teh uppre...
Do you believe that anyone created
That message - incoherent, unabated,
So poorly typed it couldn't be translated -
Unless he'd gone way past intoxicated?
I've often thought the TROLL has overstated
His sloppy typing skill; he's annotated
That trite excuse to foul-ups he's created
So much... but now we see - it's OVERrated!
The poor TROLL's typing truly is horrendous;
WHOA! Talk about mistakes - that WAS tremendous,
Way, way beyond mere stupid to stupendous -
That style might top his content to offend us.
But it takes more than clumsy hunt-and-peckers
To screw words up that bad; this language wrecker's
Well qualified to beta test spell checkers,
Or try for Guiness, awing rubberneckers.
Quoted message said:I think that happens because I constantly want to punch
someone in the nose when I am on ARBR.
Damn! One more thing to dread each time he's writing:
Expecting more inciting, slighting, fighting -
Along with repetitious rote reciting -
Will make his postings even less inviting,
Quoted message said:I [The TROLL] will have to take him [Wayne] to the
woodshed for a good cracking around his nether parts.
The TROLL's just teasing, folks, by talking dirty
To get himself worked up and feeling squirty.
His NAMBLA rules won't let him get past 'flirty'
With any guy who's clearly over thirty.
Quoted message said:[MORE MUDDLED GIBBERISH SUBSEQUENTLY MADE MORE
READABLE YET EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS BY HIS REPOST]
Verbatim quote's a chore that I'm forgoin' -
Some churlish, childish slur about the groin.
The old TROLL's logorrhea freely flowin',
He charged that I'm confused, despite well knowin':
(Unlike himself, to judge from his last showin'😉
I do know if I'm comin' or I'm goin'.
Regards,
Wayne