******...gclark8 said:This topic should have been a poll:
Q. Do all cyclists masturbate?
A. 1. Yes, daily.
A. 2. Yes, weekly.
A. 3. Yes, weakly. (for the Over55s)
A. 4. No, I am a lyer.
Edit: "Little Jackie" just arrived from swimming training. She said my reply is too close to the bone!