Are all cyclists wankers?

[Unbelievably]

This topic should have been a poll:

Q. Do all cyclists masturbate?

A. 1. Yes, daily.
A. 2. Yes, weekly.
A. 3. Yes, weakly. (for the Over55s)
A. 4. No, I am a lyer.


Edit: "Little Jackie" just arrived from swimming training. She said my reply is too close to the bone!

******...

 

[kleng]

I thought it was Aussie slang that had made itself accross the Tasman Sea to NZ on or before the 70's. Perhaps it originates from the hills near Adelaide, South Australia?

Mike

I'm from the hills near Adelaide and we've become more cultured. "******" has greater popularity.

 

[mikesbytes]

This topic should have been a poll:

Q. Do all cyclists masturbate?

A. 1. Yes, daily.
A. 2. Yes, weekly.
A. 3. Yes, weakly. (for the Over55s)
A. 4. No, I am a lyer.


Edit: "Little Jackie" just arrived from swimming training. She said my reply is too close to the bone!

Bib shorts make it a bit more difficult.

 

[fauxpas]

I get at least a nod from other cyclists... even kids on bmxs and cops of mtbs...

 

[jhuskey]

This topic should have been a poll:

Q. Do all cyclists masturbate?

A. 1. Yes, daily.
A. 2. Yes, weekly.
A. 3. Yes, weakly. (for the Over55s)
A. 4. No, I am a lyer.


Edit: "Little Jackie" just arrived from swimming training. She said my reply is too close to the bone!

I am gratified to know that there are cyclist on that side of Oz. Have at it!
"Maturbation is sex with someone you love".
To qoute Woody Allen.