Are SUVs "evil" and bikes "good"?



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KingOfTheApes

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I don't know, but I get the feeling that this is one of those famous
phrases for posterity...

"To be able to survive on a bike you must both have the patience of
Bhudda and the rifle of John Wayne."

(Try the patience first. Unless you believe to be in the Wild West,
and then "the quickest draw wins." Now guaranteed by the Supreme
Court.)
 
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Tim McNamara

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In article
<[email protected]m>,
KingOfTheApes <[email protected]> wrote:

> On Jun 25, 9:27 pm, Tim McNamara <[email protected]> wrote:
> > In article
> > <[email protected]m>,
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >  KingOfTheApes <[email protected]> wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 5:52 pm, Tim McNamara <[email protected]> wrote:
> > > > No, you nutcase, SUVs are not evil and bikes are not good.
> > > >  They are inanimate objects with no moral properties
> > > > whatsoever.

> >
> > > > You really need to learn something important here:  being
> > > > anti-car != being pro-bike.  Bring pro-bike != being anti-car.

> >
> > > > Being a repetitive sock puppet troll = idiot, however.  You're
> > > > giving those of us who *are* pro-bike a bad name in the
> > > > newsgroups where you cross-post this blather.  Cut it out, you
> > > > pathetic attention-seeking whiner.

> >
> > > > Does that clear things up for you?

> >
> > > No, you can't please God and the Devil at the same time. If
> > > there's no evil in SUVs, then who's evil, the driver? Well, there
> > > has to be a hope for him, some incentive, right?

> >
> > > It's better you drop the SUV, but some are just "elitist" riders.
> > > ;)

> >
> > Evil, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.  Maybe you need
> > to look in the mirror.- Hide quoted text -
> >
> > - Show quoted text -

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> That's true. Most of the world regards SUVs and evil.


That's not even coherent. Do you have some meds you're supposed to be
taking?
 
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Tim McNamara

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In article
<[email protected]m>,
KingOfTheApes <[email protected]> wrote:

> You know what USA stands for?
>
> USA stands for United Selfish of America...
>
> I wonder how can anyone die for a country that stands for
> selfishness?


You really are trolling now. Oh well, I've ****-canned all your other
sock puppets, time to ****-can this one.
 
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KingOfTheApes

Guest
On Jun 26, 5:40 pm, Tim McNamara <[email protected]> wrote:
> In article
> <[email protected]m>,
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>
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>  KingOfTheApes <[email protected]> wrote:
> > On Jun 25, 9:27 pm, Tim McNamara <[email protected]> wrote:
> > > In article
> > > <[email protected]m>,

>
> > >  KingOfTheApes <[email protected]> wrote:
> > > > On Jun 25, 5:52 pm, Tim McNamara <[email protected]> wrote:
> > > > > No, you nutcase, SUVs are not evil and bikes are not good.
> > > > >  They are inanimate objects with no moral properties
> > > > > whatsoever.

>
> > > > > You really need to learn something important here:  being
> > > > > anti-car != being pro-bike.  Bring pro-bike != being anti-car.

>
> > > > > Being a repetitive sock puppet troll = idiot, however.  You're
> > > > > giving those of us who *are* pro-bike a bad name in the
> > > > > newsgroups where you cross-post this blather.  Cut it out, you
> > > > > pathetic attention-seeking whiner.

>
> > > > > Does that clear things up for you?

>
> > > > No, you can't please God and the Devil at the same time. If
> > > > there's no evil in SUVs, then who's evil, the driver? Well, there
> > > > has to be a hope for him, some incentive, right?

>
> > > > It's better you drop the SUV, but some are just "elitist" riders.
> > > > ;)

>
> > > Evil, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.  Maybe you need
> > > to look in the mirror.- Hide quoted text -

>
> > > - Show quoted text -

>
> > That's true. Most of the world regards SUVs and evil.

>
> That's not even coherent.  Do you have some meds you're supposed to be
> taking?- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -


"Most of the world regards SUVs as evil."

Is that hard to figure out?
 
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KingOfTheApes

Guest
On Jun 26, 5:42 pm, Tim McNamara <[email protected]> wrote:
> In article
> <[email protected]m>,
>
>  KingOfTheApes <[email protected]> wrote:
> > You know what USA stands for?

>
> > USA stands for United Selfish of America...

>
> > I wonder how can anyone die for a country that stands for
> > selfishness?

>
> You really are trolling now.  Oh well, I've ****-canned all your other
> sock puppets, time to ****-can this one.


There's a difference, you know...

"You are doing good for the environment and peace. Not like those
selfish people who drive SUVs."

http://www.zazzle.com/bike_for_peace_shirt-235089762324119933
 
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Valued Corporate #120,345 Employee (B A R R Y)

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On 26 Jun 2008 01:30:19 GMT, [email protected] wrote:
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>I see you are religiously attached to your superiority citing "God and
>the Devil". I'm certain that drivers of passing cars sense your
>smugness and have no friendly feelings toward your presence.


Bad cycling aura!
 
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KingOfTheApes

Guest
On Jun 26, 7:02 pm, "Valued Corporate #120,345 Employee (B A R R Y)"
<[email protected]> wrote:
> On 26 Jun 2008 01:30:19 GMT, [email protected] wrote:
>
>
>
> >I see you are religiously attached to your superiority citing "God and
> >the Devil".  I'm certain that drivers of passing cars sense your
> >smugness and have no friendly feelings toward your presence.

>
> Bad cycling aura!


I think they feel that God being "their co-pilot" allows them to do
whatever they want.

Besides, they probably think most cyclists are tree-huggers who don't
deserve much respect.
 
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KingOfTheApes

Guest
Well, I hope you find this funny. The Original Poster says:

Biking is not for average joes
"If people biked liked they drive , i.e assuming people see them,
they'd be hit every week. I bike as though I am invisible and this
helps me avoid one certain accident every week. I am convinced safe
cycling takes a lot of equipment ( lights, mirror, etc ) and knowledge
that average joes's simply do not have the desire to understand. That
is why no matter how expensive gas becomes, people are still better
off driving for their own safety."

Then he gets attacked...

"OP reminds me of Idiocracy.

As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point.
Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest,
the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process
which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor
different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future
that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on,
things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down.
How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward
intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to
simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent
to become an endangered species."

And then I counter-attack...

And then the dumb ones elected a President that reminds us of the
stone age...

http://www.bartcop.com/mo-caveman.jpg

It was a real pitty that they threw over the board 10,000 years of
civilization. ;)

***

They've got a very nice forum there with all kinds of subdivisions
within biking...

http://www.bikeforums.net/index.php
 
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Tom Sherman

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KingOfTheApes aka Comandante Banana aka donquixote1954 aka ??? wrote:
> [...]
> It's the same principle of the jungle: "The Big Fish eats the Little
> Fish!"


Any more mixed metaphors?

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful