8. SHAVE YOUR LEGS! Hairy legs are a monster giveaway to either being a major cycling dork, or, perhaps a victim of a very domineering wife.[/QOUTE]
Why? If you never fall then you never have to shave them. Besides you will need something to slow me down...
9. DO NOT loudly describe to your friends after the ride how you "hammered" but then were dropped and finished 37th.
Unless they were dropped and came in at 120th
10. ROADIES w/ Camelbacks. Ummmmmm.. no..Acceptable only for RAAM riders and MTB, if you must.
You mean ULTRA-MARATHON Cyclist. And if I'm on a long haul training ride by-myself... in sunny Florida... Well you can see the reason... Otherwise I'll have to take a picture of you skating around in your look-cleated road shoes in the back of the cafe' trying to fill your bottles... In your soggy shorts... Did you tuck in your jersey first?
10a. And last but not least: The dreaded Chainring mark. These black greasy nasty marks consist of a chainring impression upon the calve. Amazingly, Cat 4's and citizens never seem to see these marks, riding and walking around parking lots (in their cleats, of course) decorated with these tattoes of cycling dorkdom proudly displayed.
What's CAT4.
What is racing? Who is Lance?
I thought you would bad mouth those who dismount from the left over those who dismount from the right.
How about getting it tatooed?
How about leaving it there "AFTER" you change?
And lastly... Who really cares... I guess when you can catch me wearing my T-Shirt, my Bell helmet, my mirror and my non-road-shoes... Oh yea what about wearing glasses inside or outside the helmet straps...
Instead of worrying about the way everyone else looks just be glad they are on a bike... The more geeks on the roads the better the roads will be for the rest of us...<geeks>
BTW: I wear my glasses inside the helmet straps, tend to wear funky socks and will only go as far as wearing local club jerseys or my Lite-Speed specific jersey... And I don't wear the bell helmet but a pneumo because it fits well... I do wear ATB shoes instead of road shoes because I stop for traffic lights. I suspect that stopping for lights is a geek thing too? But watch out I cruise for 100 miles at 23mph so you better sprint through that intersection or I'll eventually catch you <dead or alive>...
JBP