One of the funniest things I've seen on a bunch ride is two guys riding together, one with a helmet mirror - the other with half his **** crack showing at the top of his knicks. These two dorks rode the whole 85km with the bunch in histerics behind them not realising how funny they looked!!
I think they felt pretty good actually as guys much the better riders let them go past so they could see the hilarious view!! We wondered if the second guy moved his mirror a bit he might see down his mate's knicks!!
The other thing that cracks me up is the opposite end of the spectrum to a dork ---- a ******!!!
You know, like the guys who have every piece of gear known to man, and ride half a wheel in front of you regardless of the speed of the ride, and spend the whole time talking about themselves. I once met a guy who said to me on his first ride out "so you're just a weekend hack are you???"
There was one other guy that turned up to one of my training rides with a top bike, kit and accecories and rode into a ditch while talking to someone about himself and not watching where he was going!! Cracks me up!!
I think they felt pretty good actually as guys much the better riders let them go past so they could see the hilarious view!! We wondered if the second guy moved his mirror a bit he might see down his mate's knicks!!
The other thing that cracks me up is the opposite end of the spectrum to a dork ---- a ******!!!
You know, like the guys who have every piece of gear known to man, and ride half a wheel in front of you regardless of the speed of the ride, and spend the whole time talking about themselves. I once met a guy who said to me on his first ride out "so you're just a weekend hack are you???"
There was one other guy that turned up to one of my training rides with a top bike, kit and accecories and rode into a ditch while talking to someone about himself and not watching where he was going!! Cracks me up!!