Are you a real cyclist???

Discussion in 'The Bike Cafe' started by yjuosj, Feb 27, 2006.

  1. jhuskey

    jhuskey Moderator

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    And one testicle...where have I heard that before?
     


  2. Powerful Pete

    Powerful Pete New Member

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    ROTFL. Now that was good... :D:D:D:D
     
  3. jhuskey

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    Grazie mille.
     
  4. baj32161

    baj32161 New Member

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    Now your spelling, and grammar......THOSE ARE FUNNY:eek: !!!!
     
  5. I_ride_my_bike

    I_ride_my_bike New Member

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    I hate banana splits, why the hell whould I even have one pic of Lance Armstrong, and Sheryl Crow looks a little too butch for my taste, plus she's way too old for me, I prefer young healthy chicks in their mid 20's. I have only crashed 2 times. 7 times should maybe be an indication that your not at all a good bike rider. So with more than 2 "no's" I still consider myself a real cyclist.:)
     
  6. tcklyde

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    Without EPO!
     
  7. MountainPro

    MountainPro New Member

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    yeah, thats a real hindrance to cycling...

    Hilter did a great time up the mountain in a pre-war messerschmitt cast iron girls bike. 3h, 21 mins, 24secs.
     
  8. Hypnospin

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    and all the way at 70+ cadence, no compact-shmompact neither.

     
  9. mitosis

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    I only miss out on two.

    No pictures of captain america and I know how to treat my wife.
     
  10. URSELIN

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    hello

    I´m boy from Switzerland !

    http://06.live-radsport.ch/tippspiel/
    on this page you can tip eg. riders at paris-nizza and tirreno-adricatio.

    its just german, but you dont understand german to check this easy game.

    you´ve just go to the button "Registrieren" what means register;) and then you fill out the boxes with your name, your mail, your code and your homecountry.

    then you can start with the game. you must tip always the top5 riders of a stage, for example paris-nizza.
    the tipgame have a drop-down-menu with all the names of the riders. you must easily scroll the list down until you find your tip and then you click at his name.

    i hope somebody from USA or Great Britain register at these game, beacaus its very funny and its more funnier with international competitions.

    sorry, my english is not good, but i hope you have understand me a bit.

    so, we smell us later;)
     
  11. MountainPro

    MountainPro New Member

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    i understood every word of your post..

    but your joke is completely horrendous....!
     
  12. dm69

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    I doubt any of the professional cyclist going around today have fallen less than 7 times...you must be chuck norris or something.
     
  13. Induray

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    I ate a cheerleader once.....

    no..she was not on her bikini....

    Does that count?
     
  14. jhuskey

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    Actually I did it more than once ,but who is counting?
     
  15. MountainPro

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    yes, that counts in my book.

    i have never eaten a cheerleader, i've dreamed about it a hundred times though, does that count?
     
  16. jhuskey

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    Not to the cheerleader.
     
  17. yjuosj

    yjuosj New Member

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    you guys are so funny!!!! LOL
     
  18. achtervolger

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    Beautiful.
     
  19. jhuskey

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    I still think we could reconsider the monkey tour.
     
  20. smotri

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    Right on, baj32161: this is the right answer!
     
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