Are you getting old?



MountainPro

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Are you getting old??


According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were

kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have

survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured

lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no

childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets

and it was fine to play with pans.

*When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and

fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels. As children, we would

ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags - riding in the passenger

seat was a treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it

tasted the same.

We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with

sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always

outside playing.

We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and

no-one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went

top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After

running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the

problem.

We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as

we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no

one minded.

We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No

99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile

phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms.

We had friends - we went outside and found them.

We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt!

We fell out of trees, got cut, and broke bones but there were no law

suits.


We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other

parents.

We played knock at the-door-run-away and were actually afraid of the

owners catching us.

We walked to friends' homes.



We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy

or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.

We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard

of...They actually sided with the law.

Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real kids,

before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.

For those of you who aren't old enough, thought you might like to

read about us.

This my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and it might put a

smile on your face:

The majority of students in universities today were born in

1986........They are called youth.

They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children, and

the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have

never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda

Carlisle.

For them, there has always been only one
Germany and one Vietnam.

AIDS has existed since they were born. CD's have existed since they

were born.

Michael Jackson has always been white.

To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't

Imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.

They believe that Charlie's Angels and
Mission Impossible are films

from the last few years.


They can never imagine life before computers.

They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, RedHand Gang or the

Famous Five.

They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You.

They can't believe a black and white television ever existed. And

they will never understand how we could leave the house without a

mobile phone.

Now let's check if we're getting old...

1. You understand what was written above and you smile.

2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night
out.

3. Your friends are getting married/already married.

4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably
with computers.

5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.

6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.

7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old
days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.

8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some
other friends because you think they will like it too…………………


Yes, you're getting old!!
 
Michael Jackson has always been white.

Recently we were in the music section at Kmart, at the time they had 'Ben' playing and my 13 year old daughter asked who was singing it. I told her it was Michael Jackson and found the cd. I gave her the CD and she said "that's not Michael Jackson, that guy's black". :p