Att: MadoneMan (Warning: Bike Porn)

Discussion in 'Australia and New Zealand' started by hippy, Mar 14, 2004.

  1. hippy

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    "So black even the white bits are black"

    funny how flames always make a comeback. Im waiting for the Sandman moonscape look to make a comeback
     
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    Hey Flyingdutch,

    Don't laugh, have you seen the new range of Fondriest frames. They come straight out of the 70's Sandman era.

    Cheers

    Madone Man


     
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    Yes, but do they have the well-indowded woman in the foreground?

    Or the carpet on the tops...
     
  6. hippy

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    Visit their website/s:
    www.fondriestbici.com/
    www.fondriest-usa.com/

    for some seriously lush frames!!!

    hippy
    "can someone send me 10 grand?"
     
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    oohohohohohohohoh!

    i think Im in luurrrrvvvvv!

    now if they could just teach them to cook, you would have yourself the perfect bike...
     
  8. Hitchy

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    G'day,

    its too bad the 'madone' is so damn ugly.........Oh sorry, my mistake, its the rider!.....hey can i have the madone after you lose your racing licence for running red lights?....or if you get 6mths at the 'Big House'??....promise I'll look after it...really!,

    cheers,

    Hitchy
     
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    No he wont!

    he'll put more shimano on it and crash it at Sunbury!!! :)

    give it to me. maybe I can hang on to the bunch at Kew tomorrow...
     
  10. hippy

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    It's a Trek... it's BUILT for Shimano! :)

    ..and if you want it crashed.. there's really only one rider
    you should be talking to ;0)

    hippy
    - currently thinking about a second-hand Trek 5200 with
    10spd Chorus on it, just for a laugh/test/experiment...
     
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    STIs/Ergos from 1 lap at dawn, sir!!!

    (and they aint built for shimano in Europe)

    PS i did the perfect fall (if there is such a thing) the other morning.
    entering underground carpark at work and 'lost it' on a bit of diesel oil.
    bike went left, I went right. executed perfect tumble over bars and right shoulder into vertical stand and 2 steps later stationary, looking at bike.
    Do they practice that at track ? (and do you teach it? :p)
     
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    >Originally posted by flyingdutch [/i]
    >STIs/Ergos from 1 lap at dawn, sir!!!

    hehe done! (can we make it noon though, I'm having
    trouble waking up in the mornings..)

    >(and they aint built for shimano in Europe)

    Yeah, but what would those euros know? They still
    drive Fiats and the like :)
    I wonder what Lance thinks of Campag? Would
    he swap if they were suddenly a better sponsor?

    >PS i did the perfect fall (if there is such a thing)

    The non-fall?

    >bike went left, I went right. executed perfect tumble
    >over bars and right shoulder into vertical stand and 2
    >steps later stationary, looking at bike.

    Sounds like one of my frequent mountain bike OTB
    (over the bars) incidents... with less blood :-D

    >Do they practice that at track ? (and do you teach it? :p)

    No, but I'll have words with John. Maybe he can
    incorporate it into the training sessions? Over winter I
    might try throwing myself off ergos to practice "good falls" ;)

    hippy
     
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    >STIs/Ergos from 1 lap at dawn, sir!!!

    >hehe done! (can we make it noon though, I'm having
    >trouble waking up in the mornings..)

    I aint giving away my only advantage over you, young/single/bourbon-fuelled thang



    >Yeah, but what would those euros know?
    >>Wasnt the bike invented in europe - touche!
    >>I wonder what Lance thinks of Campag? Would
    >>he swap if they were suddenly a better sponsor?

    LA inc would in a flash, but as he is gonna retire after number 7, i doubt we will ever see it

    >PS i did the perfect fall (if there is such a thing)

    >The non-fall?

    "Fall-sans-Ouch" TM

    >>Over winter I might try throwing myself off ergos to >>practice "good falls" ;)

    you see? no cables at the bars means clean-OTBing :)

    hippy [/B][/QUOTE]
     
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    Hitchy,

    If I go to prision I am taking the Madone with me. Anyway serious criminals "like red light runners" usually get to go to these farm prisions. I am sure that there would be a place their to ride.

     
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    FyingDutch,

    You should get together with Hitchy and do a low speed carsh duet. Hitchy is an expert at this. Just ask him about is driveway adventures.

    Madone Man

     
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    That's nothin!!!
    ( we have all done this one!)
    stopping at red lights (well...), and slowing to lineup next to that pole to lean on. reach out and miss pole.
    headbutt pole, base-over-apex off bike and then spring up and look angrily at cleats/bike/road/passing-birds to try and delude onlookers you meant that!!!
     
  17. hippy

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    >I aint giving away my only advantage over you, >young/single/bourbon-fuelled thang

    Alright then, just be prepared for a caffeine-fueled duel..

    >PS i did the perfect fall (if there is such a thing)
    >The non-fall?
    "Fall-sans-Ouch" TM

    Unintended Bicycle Evacuation Recently
    Without Registering Any Pain (UBER WRAP)

    >>Over winter I might try throwing myself off ergos to >>practice "good falls" ;)

    >you see? no cables at the bars means clean-OTBing :)

    Real reason I took up track was so my delicates wouldn't
    get caught on shifters, deraileurs, bidons and such... ;-)

    hippy
     
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    UBER WRAP it is

    Tshirt design to follow

    ... and you going down, hipsta!!!!!!!! :)

    Me da king of dem caffiene-fuelled dayz-nights
    ( graphic design/advertising is an ugly battlefield )

    this challenge is only 100m long, yeah?...........
    (with me at the top of the hill and you at the bottom )
     
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    >Originally posted by flyingdutch
    >UBER WRAP it is
    >Tshirt design to follow

    Cool :)

    >... and you going down, hipsta!!!!!!!! :)

    Don't make me laugh, skinny man :)

    >Me da king of dem caffiene-fuelled dayz-nights
    >( graphic design/advertising is an ugly battlefield )

    You're forgetting I'm a programmer.. we rule the
    land of non-nod. Just don't take a BAC reading post
    race :)

    >this challenge is only 100m long, yeah?...........
    >(with me at the top of the hill and you at the bottom )

    Have you _seen_ the size of my legs? You are gonna
    need a longer runup than that! :-D (unless we are
    going 'up' the hill! :-S)

    hippy
    ego @ 85% Max ;-)
     
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    >>Don't make me laugh, skinny man :)

    I wish!!! Im 86kg and could easily drop another 5-10ish worth of extra ballast around the non-aero bits

    >>You're forgetting I'm a programmer.. we rule the
    >>land of non-nod. Just don't take a BAC reading post
    >>race :)

    didnt kno you were a propeller-head!
    html/javascript/actionscript i can do
    beyond that it looks like the matrix...

    >>Have you _seen_ the size of my legs? You are gonna
    >>need a longer runup than that! :-D (unless we are
    >>going 'up' the hill! :-S)

    Have you seen the size of my 'bike' ???
    Im strappin the ergos onto one of these hahahahahahahahahaa!
    http://www.dodge.com/ram_2500_3500/photos.html?context=ram_2500_3500-index&type=left
     
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