Australia Day Frolics



coowoowoo wrote:

> I have spent many hours talking about whether i'd let myself be pimped
> a for a million bucks after watching Indecent proposal..... now, i
> reckon I'd straight out offer sexual favours for a L'una.


So you've decided what you are, and we're now negotiating a price? So far
we've gone from a $1M to the price of a L'una, is a K-Mart Huffy next?

Be very careful, "it" may not be worth as much as you think. :)

Theo
 
Tamyka Bell said:
cfsmtb wrote:
>
> warrwych Wrote:
> > We can have a a.b tanty duel then! I am tanty queen! :D

>
> Can I be fight referee?


No way! You're the card girl!

Tam

is this a fight to the death or one scored on criteria?
 
coowoowoo said:
Nude for noodles heh..

I have spent many hours talking about whether i'd let myself be pimped a for a million bucks after watching Indecent proposal..... now, i reckon I'd straight out offer sexual favours for a L'una.


I'd go nude because I would be guaranteed the win - Tam and coowoo would run for their lives, or die laughing. Too easy! :D
 
coowoowoo wrote:
>
> Tamyka Bell Wrote:
> > coowoowoo wrote:
> > >
> > > Tamyka Bell Wrote:
> > > > coowoowoo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > cfsmtb Wrote:
> > > > > > Can I be fight referee?
> > > > >
> > > > > Only if i can be a substitute when one of them goes down. I warn

> > you,
> > > > i
> > > > > will fight to the death over the L'una.. i have that

> > whole..whatever
> > > > it
> > > > > takes.. mentality..
> > > >
> > > > It is good that you are willing to fight to the death. Because

> > after
> > > > I'm done with warrwych, you're mincemeat too. That L'una, she's

> > MINE!
> > > >
> > > > Tam
> > >
> > > Well, lets lay down the gauntlet then.
> > >
> > > "would you go nude for some L'una love"

> >
> > I'm a uni student. I'd go nude for some instant noodles.*
> >
> > Tam
> >
> > *that was a joke.

>
> Nude for noodles heh..
>
> I have spent many hours talking about whether i'd let myself be pimped
> a for a million bucks after watching Indecent proposal..... now, i
> reckon I'd straight out offer sexual favours for a L'una.


When my LBSG told me how much the L'una cost, I said, "Gee, that's not
as much as I thought, I'll only have to prostitute myself for 6 months,
not a year!"

The reply was, "We pay well."

Hmm...

Tam
 
Shocking update...

I am required elsewhere on Australia Day, at a race... see
www.beermile.com

(I am marked with some of these -->***)

Here is the late form guide, at present no scratchings but possibly a
few late entrants.

Richard K (Championship beer mile) : outstanding drinker - expected to
be early leader but slow runner due to weight handicap.

John the Kiwi (Championship beer mile) : good drinking record, should be
up with leaders but suspect runner - from country known for staying
ability.

Digger (Championship beer mile) : has plenty of experience but days of
winning might be gone, expect to pace himself well and come home strong.

Terry S (Championship beer mile) : probably the dark horse of the event
- his double speed sessions and regular drinking practice should see him
up near the front.

***Tamyka (Championship beer mile) : Spritely filly fancies herself
amongst the stallions - probably more suited to longer distances.

Mark (Championship beer mile): one of the favourites who has been
practicing for this event - has sustained a few injuries of late so
might pull up lame.

Barney (Championship beer mile): has not been seen much since going out
to stud - very familiar around the watering holes but carrying a little
extra weight.

Adam B (Championship beer mile): another favourite who has been training
heavily - likely to be short priced but often has bad days at the track.

Bazza M (Championship beer mile): back from retirement for this event -
high priced outsider who has not been doing much track work lately.

Adrian P (Championship Beer Mile) : short priced runner but ordinary
drinker - has finished well in previously outings but unknown over this
event, may not hold on.

Karen W (Ice cream mile) : slow ice cream eater but has track speed -
will have some tough opposition with the kids, expecting to struggle to
finish magnum number 4

Flash Andy (Ice cream mile): very fast runner who has been training
overseas lately but proven himself at the track - may get caught up with
the fillies in race.

Chundachick (Ice cream mile): has been seen in the paddock frolicking
with Flash Andy - as name and reputation suggests may provide plenty of
entertainment.

Karen K (Champers mile) : has good stable mate and has shown good form
against Tam at last outing - expected to complain about barrier draw and
track condition.

Bonz (Coke mile) : mare is favorite for solo race - has shown past
drinking and running ability, breeder expected to back heavily.

Wingreen kids (Coke mile) : this stable of colts & fillies have been
eagily awaiting the chance to drink lots and run around - may not have
the experience to finish strong.

Kath M & Margaret (Coke relay team) : plenty of experience on the team
but likely to have stiff competition from younger rivals.

Kel & Bree Miller (Coke relay team) : favorites to take out coke relay -
may face some late entries on the day, well trained and likely to
impress the field.
 
warrwych wrote:
>
> coowoowoo Wrote:
> > Nude for noodles heh..
> >
> > I have spent many hours talking about whether i'd let myself be pimped
> > a for a million bucks after watching Indecent proposal..... now, i
> > reckon I'd straight out offer sexual favours for a L'una.

>
> I'd go nude because I would be guaranteed the win - Tam and coowoo
> would run for their lives, or die laughing. Too easy! :D


See, I've got no comeback for that.

Except maybe a big ROAR!

Tam
 
Tamyka Bell said:
warrwych wrote:
>
> coowoowoo Wrote:
> > Nude for noodles heh..
> >
> > I have spent many hours talking about whether i'd let myself be pimped
> > a for a million bucks after watching Indecent proposal..... now, i
> > reckon I'd straight out offer sexual favours for a L'una.

>
> I'd go nude because I would be guaranteed the win - Tam and coowoo
> would run for their lives, or die laughing. Too easy! :D


See, I've got no comeback for that.

Except maybe a big ROAR!

Tam

or a massive burp :p :D :p
 
warrwych wrote:
>
> Tamyka Bell Wrote:
> > warrwych wrote:
> > >
> > > coowoowoo Wrote:
> > > > Nude for noodles heh..
> > > >
> > > > I have spent many hours talking about whether i'd let myself be

> > pimped
> > > > a for a million bucks after watching Indecent proposal..... now, i
> > > > reckon I'd straight out offer sexual favours for a L'una.
> > >
> > > I'd go nude because I would be guaranteed the win - Tam and coowoo
> > > would run for their lives, or die laughing. Too easy! :D

> >
> > See, I've got no comeback for that.
> >
> > Except maybe a big ROAR!
> >
> > Tam

>
> or a massive burp :p :D :p
>
> --
> warrwych


Uh oh, my ultra running tales are getting around...

Tam
 
Tamyka Bell said:
warrwych wrote:
>
> Tamyka Bell Wrote:
> > warrwych wrote:
> > >
> > > coowoowoo Wrote:
> > > > Nude for noodles heh..
> > > >
> > > > I have spent many hours talking about whether i'd let myself be

> > pimped
> > > > a for a million bucks after watching Indecent proposal..... now, i
> > > > reckon I'd straight out offer sexual favours for a L'una.
> > >
> > > I'd go nude because I would be guaranteed the win - Tam and coowoo
> > > would run for their lives, or die laughing. Too easy! :D

> >
> > See, I've got no comeback for that.
> >
> > Except maybe a big ROAR!
> >
> > Tam

>
> or a massive burp :p :D :p
>
> --
> warrwych


Uh oh, my ultra running tales are getting around...

Tam


or ultra beer marathon tales :p

So, how did you fare in yesterday's event Ms Tam?
 
warrwych said:
or ultra beer marathon tales :p

So, how did you fare in yesterday's event Ms Tam?

Don't know, we didn't see any participants. Fully expected to see a jelly wrestling match in the grounds of the Belgian Beer Cafe yesterday. But, alias, think it might of been a no-show. :eek:
 
cfsmtb said:
Don't know, we didn't see any participants. Fully expected to see a jelly wrestling match in the grounds of the Belgian Beer Cafe yesterday. But, alias, think it might of been a no-show. :eek:


Oh no no no.. i dont "do" jelly! .... a last minute change of plans saw a road trip to Sorrento back beach for some beach side frolicking. I heard it was hot in town and hit the 40 degree mark.. Not so down the coast which was an excellent 30 odd degrees.

So was the belgian beer cafe packed? The beaches were heaving.. It looked like base camp at Kathmandu. Beach igloo's everywhere.
 
cfsmtb said:
Don't know, we didn't see any participants. Fully expected to see a jelly wrestling match in the grounds of the Belgian Beer Cafe yesterday. But, alias, think it might of been a no-show. :eek:
We did see a Mussel eating contest but whilst some of the participants got wet there wasn't any nudity! :D
 
On 2006-01-26, cfsmtb (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
>
> warrwych Wrote:
>> or ultra beer marathon tales :p
>>
>> So, how did you fare in yesterday's event Ms Tam?

>
> Don't know, we didn't see any participants. Fully expected to see a
> jelly wrestling match in the grounds of the Belgian Beer Cafe
> yesterday. But, alias, think it might of been a no-show. :eek:


Oh Tam,

We got tickets for the door prize -- we got numbers 110-117. If you
had have been there, someone would have got 118. The draw for the
L'una was given to 118.

--
TimC
"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it." - Brian W. Kernighan
 
Oh Tam,

We got tickets for the door prize -- we got numbers 110-117. If you
had have been there, someone would have got 118. The draw for the
L'una was given to 118.

--
TimC
"


Oh my god,, thats just plain cruel to broadcast that news.
 
coowoowoo wrote:
>
> Oh Tam,
>
> We got tickets for the door prize -- we got numbers 110-117. If you
> had have been there, someone would have got 118. The draw for the
> L'una was given to 118.
>
> --
> TimC
> "
>
> Oh my god,, thats just plain cruel to broadcast that news.
>
> --
> coowoowoo


Fsck you all!

I won the (women's) beer mile. In the only way I know how to win events
- by being the solo female entrant.

Tam
 
warrwych wrote:
>
> Tamyka Bell Wrote:
> > warrwych wrote:
> > >
> > > Tamyka Bell Wrote:
> > > > warrwych wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > coowoowoo Wrote:
> > > > > > Nude for noodles heh..
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I have spent many hours talking about whether i'd let myself

> > be
> > > > pimped
> > > > > > a for a million bucks after watching Indecent proposal.....

> > now, i
> > > > > > reckon I'd straight out offer sexual favours for a L'una.
> > > > >
> > > > > I'd go nude because I would be guaranteed the win - Tam and

> > coowoo
> > > > > would run for their lives, or die laughing. Too easy! :D
> > > >
> > > > See, I've got no comeback for that.
> > > >
> > > > Except maybe a big ROAR!
> > > >
> > > > Tam
> > >
> > > or a massive burp :p :D :p
> > >
> > > --
> > > warrwych

> >
> > Uh oh, my ultra running tales are getting around...
> >
> > Tam

>
> or ultra beer marathon tales :p
>
> So, how did you fare in yesterday's event Ms Tam?
>
> --
> warrwych


My mile was okay. My beer drinking skills are... er... unAustralian, to
say the least.

Tam
 
Tamyka Bell said:
Fsck you all!

I won the (women's) beer mile. In the only way I know how to win events
- by being the solo female entrant.


hey, it works a treat for me - don't knock it ;) :D
 
On 2006-01-27, Tamyka Bell (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> coowoowoo wrote:
>>
>> Oh Tam,
>>
>> We got tickets for the door prize -- we got numbers 110-117. If you
>> had have been there, someone would have got 118. The draw for the
>> L'una was given to 118.
>>
>> Oh my god,, thats just plain cruel to broadcast that news.

>
> Fsck you all!


Damn, not quite the reaction we were hoping for.


Dunno what happened to their bike givaways. It was probably just an
troll to make sure all those St Kilda riders attended.

> I won the (women's) beer mile. In the only way I know how to win events
> - by being the solo female entrant.


Too hot to drink large amounts of beer yesterday. I was drinking
plenty of (hot) water along with those 11% beers, and still ended up
dehydrated.

P.S. Did I mention 11% beers? They had a bite to them -- they had a
similar texture to port. Mmmmm. I <heart> belgians.

--
TimC
you are WRONG. QED -- George Hammond
 

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