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Four expectant fathers were in a hospital waiting room
while their wives were in labour.
The nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations, You're
the father of twins."
"What a coincidence!" the man exclaims. "I work for the Minnesota
Twins baseball team!"
The nurse returns a short while later and tells the second man, "You
are the father of triplets."
"Wow, what a coincidence!" he replies. "I work for the 3M Corporation."
When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that his wife has
given birth to quadruplets.
"Another coincidence!" he tells her. "I work for the Four Seasons
Hotel!"
At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask
him what was wrong.
He moans, "I work for Seven-Eleven!"
;D
while their wives were in labour.
The nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations, You're
the father of twins."
"What a coincidence!" the man exclaims. "I work for the Minnesota
Twins baseball team!"
The nurse returns a short while later and tells the second man, "You
are the father of triplets."
"Wow, what a coincidence!" he replies. "I work for the 3M Corporation."
When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that his wife has
given birth to quadruplets.
"Another coincidence!" he tells her. "I work for the Four Seasons
Hotel!"
At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask
him what was wrong.
He moans, "I work for Seven-Eleven!"
;D